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Old May 24th, 2011, 11:06 PM       
we were never legally married and she cant qualify for credit cards anyway

if she claims we were legally married ill be all, WHERES MY ALIMONY
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Old May 24th, 2011, 11:13 PM       
You get picked up by a tornader yet FZ?
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Old May 25th, 2011, 12:08 AM       
Never do. Tornadoes sound more amazing than they actually are. They are beautiful, though.
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Old May 25th, 2011, 01:28 AM       


He can knock an unexpected shoe out of the air, but he backs away from a baseball at a baseball game? That's not very Texan. Maybe he knew about the shoe.
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Old May 25th, 2011, 03:28 AM       
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That's pretty much how eye for an eye worked. The judge's gavel was a fucking baseball bat with the word justice carved into the side of it. He kinda looked and sounded like don adams and the rulings he gave were ridiculous. This couple were fighting about this projection tv so he had the bailiff king solomon it with a chainsaw
serious lol about this right here. I caught this show once at like 4:30 in the morning at it was like Jerry Springer meets Judge Alex. "YOU SAY YOUR BROTHER OWES YOU RENT, YOU SAY THAT YOU PAYED HIM SEVEN-MONTHS WORTH IN ADVANCE AND THE MONEY IS SUDDENLY MISSING? WELL, FUCKERS, WE'RE GOING TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND YOU'RE GOING TO THROW FOOD AT EACH OTHER. CASE DISMISSED." :justice

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Old May 25th, 2011, 03:54 AM       
Today at work, a customer came over with his six year old son. I don't remember what brought it up, but I told him that I knew Princess Bubblegum from Adventure Time. When he didn't believe me, I showed him my hair. I think I blew his freakin' mind.
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Old May 25th, 2011, 04:04 AM       
GREAT NOW THAT KID WILL BE RETARDED FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE
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Old May 25th, 2011, 04:11 AM       
I think there was some brain matter oozing out his nose.
Shit, can I be prosecuted for infanticide in this case? Or am I off the hook if he just turns out retarded?
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Old May 25th, 2011, 05:14 AM       
YOU SHOULD SUE HIS PARENTS FOR EXPOSING THEIR CHILD TO DEADLY LEVELS OF HAIR
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Old May 25th, 2011, 09:07 AM       
A kid was staring at me once in a hospital cafeteria and when I looked down at my plate I realized I had like 3 different orange items, purely by coincidence...something like orange juice, shredded carrots and orange jello, probably, it was years ago so I can't remember exactly what.

I said, "How do you think I got hair this color?"

Then I saw that he had orange jello and ran to dump it out.

Always felt a little guilty about that.
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Old May 25th, 2011, 01:18 PM       
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My faveorite color is Blue in any shade.
You misspelled coleor.
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Old May 25th, 2011, 01:19 PM       
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Old May 25th, 2011, 01:53 PM       
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OHH well how fitting that my welcome wagon be the as* of the community!
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Well I am pretty sure you seem like you are gonna be an as* so yeah I do kinda think I am right.
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Old May 25th, 2011, 01:54 PM       
FUCK SHIT BOLLOCKS CUNT!
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Old May 25th, 2011, 01:55 PM       
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Old May 25th, 2011, 01:59 PM       
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OOOOHHH I am going to post stupid shit about you on here to be an ass because it makes me feel like a real big man!
Yes, Ass. Thank you.
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WOW! Ok..... This is a board full of men who like to make themselves feel big and macho by picking on one person together as a group? Ok, as you know when in a "FIGHT" it is considered to be even more manly to fight ALONE and also what the hell kinda of sissy shit is this any way? OOOOHHH I am going to post stupid shit about you on here to be an ass because it makes me feel like a real big man!


Remind me not to piss you guys off!
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Old May 25th, 2011, 02:02 PM       
Clearly she is not AmUsEdByUs
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Old May 25th, 2011, 02:10 PM       
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also you guys are disgusting. who wants to see a grown man in a dress, you must be some kind of homosexuals. over on zug we ask people to put on dresses as a JOKE but you guys are clearly pumping your cocks in anticipation
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Old May 25th, 2011, 02:26 PM       
There is nothing wrong with 8 guys jerking off in the same room.
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Old May 25th, 2011, 02:56 PM       
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You can't hurt my feelings, if you want how about you get the whole gang on me now! wouldn't that be so predictable of you!
She is right, T. You are losing like heck in there. You better call in some Bape back up.

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What a n00b! Can you even believe this guy? I just do not believe what I saw, what kind of skills even are those taunts you just pulled?
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Old May 25th, 2011, 03:49 PM       
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serious lol about this right here. I caught this show once at like 4:30 in the morning at it was like Jerry Springer meets Judge Alex. "YOU SAY YOUR BROTHER OWES YOU RENT, YOU SAY THAT YOU PAYED HIM SEVEN-MONTHS WORTH IN ADVANCE AND THE MONEY IS SUDDENLY MISSING? WELL, FUCKERS, WE'RE GOING TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND YOU'RE GOING TO THROW FOOD AT EACH OTHER. CASE DISMISSED." :justice

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Old May 25th, 2011, 04:01 PM       
i hope she can tell us about MoThAfUcKiN mIrAcLeS
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Old May 25th, 2011, 04:41 PM       
is there another thread on here where that new character is posting?
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Old May 25th, 2011, 04:52 PM       
No, she was probably warned by the mods to KEEP IT IN ONE THREAD ******
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