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Old Jan 19th, 2011, 07:49 AM       


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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:18 PM       
is it normal for women to never stop talking about shit you don't give a damn about?

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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:47 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 05:18 PM       
also, the sky is blue amirite guys? lol
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 05:59 PM       
I'm horrible at flirting because i hate talking about stupid shit
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 06:47 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 08:11 PM       
Dear ugly face,
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 08:19 PM       
now i wish i wouldn't have edited my initial post so i wouldn't look like a jerk

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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 02:05 AM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 02:55 AM       


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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 03:32 AM       
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Old Jan 29th, 2011, 07:07 PM       
kahl, I read that as:

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Old Feb 2nd, 2011, 03:00 PM       
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Old Feb 4th, 2011, 02:19 AM       
I've been fairly irritable lately, with having constant vertigo for about three weeks now. Thus, I've been dreading when the girlfriend texts/IMs, because it's usually complaining about something in her day, and I feel bad for having a low tolerance for that right now.
tl;dr Jesus Christ, doctors, fix me already!
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Old Feb 5th, 2011, 10:24 PM       
I was at a sleepover at my friends house(I was in hike school at the time) and she thought it would be a good idea to call some guys over. So she calls them and like 4 guys come over, I was having a good time flirting but not really into it TOO much. So we all got a little drunk and then 2 of the dudes go off to the bathroom together and when they come out they leave kind of fast. I was kind of weirded/grossed out but whatever.
So she and I share the bed and the guys were supposed to sleep on the floor. It took a while to fall asleep because I was nervous about sleeping in the same room as some guys. After a little while I wake up to the bed shaking pretty hard and I look over and she was boning both of them! I fell off the bed and scooted away. As hard as I try I don't think I'll ever get the sounds of the bed bouncing and the grunting and moaning out of my head.
I know it wasn't really a sex story where I starred but It's the most memorable one I know.
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Old Feb 7th, 2011, 02:04 AM       
Wait, you were in the bed with her, and you still got rejected?
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Old Feb 7th, 2011, 05:06 AM       
It sounds like you're lucky you didn't just get caught up and raped for the hell of it.
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Old Feb 8th, 2011, 01:12 PM       
Like one of those cartoon fight clouds
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Old Feb 8th, 2011, 03:50 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 04:15 PM       
My relationship with my girlfriend seems to be getting kind of stale lately.
I've been crabby lately, since I've been sick for a month straight, and have been kind of wanting to be left alone in general. These are those stages where it's best to let me make the contact. But my girlfriend is the type to text me all day, which has lately been nothing but complaining about parents, school, work, etc.
She hasn't really made an effort to make friends to hang out with outside of school, so she tags along with me and my friends every time, and makes me feel guilty when I want to be alone, or alone with them. Combine this with being the only person she vents to, and it's making me feel kind of smothered lately.
It feels awful, since I love her, and it feels great just to have her in my arms, but I've been avoiding her on facebook, and kind of loathing when she texts me.
Not to mention being sick has really cut down my libido by a lot, so I think that's been frustrating her even more.

Also, I didn't feel like making a whole new thread about this.
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 04:33 PM       
Ecstasy was first used to repair relationships before it gets really bad. If you can get it up, the 8 hours fuck fest is awesome.
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My relationship with my girlfriend seems to be getting kind of stale lately.
I've been crabby lately, since I've been sick for a month straight, and have been kind of wanting to be left alone in general. These are those stages where it's best to let me make the contact. But my girlfriend is the type to text me all day, which has lately been nothing but complaining about parents, school, work, etc.
She hasn't really made an effort to make friends to hang out with outside of school, so she tags along with me and my friends every time, and makes me feel guilty when I want to be alone, or alone with them. Combine this with being the only person she vents to, and it's making me feel kind of smothered lately.
It feels awful, since I love her, and it feels great just to have her in my arms, but I've been avoiding her on facebook, and kind of loathing when she texts me.
Not to mention being sick has really cut down my libido by a lot, so I think that's been frustrating her even more.

Also, I didn't feel like making a whole new thread about this.

Tell her that in a nicer way.
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