Hi folks, been away for a few years, as I made a complete ass of myself when I first joined and felt crappy about it.
The 2000's are behind us though, farts still stain everything, and we have a black President. Life is gooooood!
...Well, except for this:
I couldn't kick my self esteem lower every time someone met me if I owned an alarm clock that punched you in the face every morning while screaming "you are a horrible person and you should die, but instead of going to hell where you might make friends and form a union, you should stay in limbo forever where you'll never meet anyone. You'll never know love. YOU'LL NEVER SHARE A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI WITH A GIRL DOG AND PUSH A MEATBALL OVER TO HER WITH YOUR NOSE!"
So, I'm throwing up the white flag and calling a truce. Could the powers that be please delete that thread? It's searchable and serves as an embarrassment to me both professionally and personally. It also serves my slightly cross-eyed head over my ass like a tennis racket, if it were made of concrete and strung with piano wire. For one thing, what was said is out of context, as I saw everyone else being abusive here and was just trying to fit in. For another, it was in the guise of a persona. I'm coming in here as who I am and asking, on my knees, to be spared from publicly viewable ridicule.
Whether or not the thread goes away, it's already done some damage. I just wish it would not do any more. I'm trying to lead a more positive life by example, and am focused on creativity, rather than destructiveness.
Thank you for hearing me out, and I hope you all got lots of sex for Christmas!