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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 09:45 PM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 09:46 PM       
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwEeW73gVhA

I have half a mind to order this from Diabolique DVD
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 09:46 PM       
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Kitsa is a cute red head, I don't like most, but she would look great in pigtails and a babydoll.
I like her because she looks & seems like a good woman and mother & would serve me well. If only I could give her that back.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 09:53 PM       
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Those girls can be pretty dirty
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 09:57 PM       
She isn't as dirty as me, and I need that purity in my life.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 10:56 PM       
Well, Secret Santa's done. Like my guy'll even begin to comprehend how awesome his gift is
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 11:01 PM       
MY PRESENT BEATS ALL OF YOURS
IM SENDING MY GUY DRUGS
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 11:04 PM       
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I had a fucked-up dream last night.

In it, I was cooking a chicken. It looked like the kind of whole roasting chicken you'd get at the supermarket, except it had a head on it. I thought it was dead and I was putting it into the oven to cook it, and then it got up out of the pan and started running around on these tragic little drumstick legs.

And I realized with horror that it was sentient, and now I couldn't possibly cook the poor thing, but then how could it live with no feet or innards? So I was chasing it around trying to figure out what I was going to do.

In the end, in the dream, I picked it up and shoved it in the oven and hoped it would die fast.

My mom asked why I didn't chop off the head. In the dream that never once occurred to me.
Because you couldn't consiously do murder, but you could follow a previous plan that involved unconsious murder. :kisses
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 11:07 PM       
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"(he's) gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye."
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 11:09 PM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 11:17 PM       
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My apologies, I stand corrected.

Funny how the Democrats took the fewest, eh Kulturekampf?
That would be because democrats are slackers and liars.
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 02:30 AM       
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Fucking Rankeri, now I can't stop listening to that Wycliffe theme now


Whoelse wants hear the Wycliffe theme?
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 08:40 AM       
My piss was nearly brown today.
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 09:11 AM       
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Oh Happy Thanksgiving guys.
I have to go and ruin mine by visiting my family.
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 09:23 AM       
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 09:28 AM       
MM, what shall we celebrate today instead of thanksgiving?
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 09:47 AM       
I checked wikipedia and not much happened today. Bruce Lee was born though.

So happy Bruce Lee's birthday. I'm going to celebrate by punching some wood in twain.
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 09:59 AM       
I've never seen a movie by Bruce Lee, I should probably fix that


Oh wait, nevermind, I've seen few episodes of Green Hornet
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 11:59 AM       


Happy Bruce Lee's birthday to all those celebrating. Remember the reason for the season.
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 12:31 PM       
I drank way too much last night.
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 12:33 PM       
Bruce Lee would fuck the Indians up.
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 12:37 PM       
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 01:29 PM       
Oi, Pub.

where's this dick love you promised?
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Oi, Pub.

where's this dick love you promised?


Did I really?

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