HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
i hope the BB poisons your eye.. with some sort of.. bb.. metal. poison. and you get like some tumor behind your eye, and your eye swells out of your skull or maybe your eye would jsut melt out of your socket and you'd have to wear an eyepatch
Ha! Shot in the eye with a BB gun? Was it at least an official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and that thing that tells time?