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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 12:24 PM        A new girl. NEED HELP. :(
Like.. I really like this girl. We have a lot in common and really like each other. The only problem is that she lives 3 hours away from here.

So like.. is it worth it?

to go out with her that is...
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 12:31 PM       
It's not worth it to go out with ANY ONE. Any joy you experience when you think you are in love will come back double in the form of PAIN. Cut your losses while you're ahead and declare celebacy. It's the only way you will have any sort of endurable future.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 12:32 PM       
That's a little harsh, dont you think?
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 12:39 PM       
truth hurts, my young friend.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 01:37 PM       
But not as much as going out with that SKANK will if you decide to do so.

Love is like heroine. It makes you think it's your friend becuase it makes you happy... then before you know it you are a withered husk with nothing left to do on this earth except prostitute yourself for more... don't go that way. You are still young and have hope.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 01:42 PM       
or you could find the gal of your dreams and be insanely happy for the rest of your life and have babies

like me

only i found a boy

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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 01:47 PM       
Yeah, sersiously, you'd be much better off looking for a boy. Try that, instead.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 02:27 PM       
My girlfriend lived in Florida for the whole two years we were together, and then she moved up here and it was cool.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 02:27 PM       
problem solved!!
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 03:11 PM       
long distance relationships are dubious monsters.

they can be fun too. nothing says love like a girl crying cuz you have to drive 3 hours away!
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 03:12 PM       
but waitamin, aren't you 15 - do either of you even HAVE driver's licenses yet?!
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 04:40 PM       
Id say, give it time, and don't devote it to this broad till your older. Have some fun.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:56 PM       
I'm 17. AND YEAH I CAN DRIVE.

And no im okay with girls.. no need for a guy.

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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 06:03 PM       
I have to side with mage on this one
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 06:42 PM       
aw sorry man, i know to you 17 and 15 is world's apart, but 10 years from now you'll feel just as depressed as i do that you can't remember half the shit you thought was so rotten about being a teen.

i totally forgot where i was going with this. :senile

oh yeah, you're too young to be stressin that shit. go hang out with her and whatever, and be in all the teen love you want, but try to believe that it comes and goes, and you'll be ok no matter what happens unless you catch AIDS.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 07:03 PM       
Your the one who determines the worth, not the rest of us. But a good rule of thumb is that if your thinking twice about it and questioning it, it probably isn't something you want overall.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 09:03 PM       
Both good points. So yeah.. I thought about it today at church and I dont think I want to go out with her.

Oh.. and also at church me and this 14 year old made out. :X

AND IT WAS GOOD
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 09:09 PM       
And this rams the point home that "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

Or some stupid shit like that.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 11:02 PM       
I can just imagine how many birds you want rammed in your bush.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 11:45 PM       
If you're 17 and she is 14 then that is STATUTORY RAPE my friend. You've just commited the dubious crime of PEDOPHILIA and probably will continue doing so for the rest of your life if you are not stopped.

Somebody jail this mad dog before he crosses the line and starts killin' 'em too! This is serious business!
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 12:18 AM       
wow, the Hitman singlehandedly goes in the 'barely tolerable' list as opposed to the 'completely wortheless grating asshole' list with just one reply. Good work.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 07:54 AM       
And this is good for Helm. It'll give him something else to sodomize beside the sheep. After all [Hitman], dropping down on all fours will be a snap with Helm at your ass.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 09:10 AM       
A sheepfucker joke! I haven't heard one of those since highschool when they still weren't funny!
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 09:13 AM       
Supa, your new icon is hypnotizing. I can make the stars go left and right. Back and forth. Little to the left... now a little to the right. Now I'm making them jiggle!
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 11:00 AM       
It came out of a cereal box.
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