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Old Apr 11th, 2012, 08:21 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2012, 08:50 PM       
The difference is that women at the Re Fairs like to squish their bewbs together and display them and it is perfectly alright to stare at them, slap them on the ass and call her a wench. Not at all that bad now that I thinks about it. Accept you have to pay 10 dollars for a quarter pound of boiled red cabbage.
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Old Apr 11th, 2012, 08:51 PM       
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It would seem that you have nothing to do with it. :hat
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Old Apr 11th, 2012, 09:33 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2012, 10:41 PM       
My god, that is fantastic.
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Old Apr 11th, 2012, 11:58 PM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 03:10 AM       
They are Trayvon.
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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 12:12 PM       
At the con I just visited, I found myself alone in a room with a sort of nerdy guy and an attention whore with mashed-up boobs and an Invader Zim backpack. As if the in-your-face boobs weren't enough, she sat for a moment and said, "Oh, I hate my boobs!"

The guy kind of looked up and went back to what he was doing.

That wasn't enough for her, so she said, "I stick my phone down my bra and my boobs always dial someone!"

He was just sort of like, uh huh, so she went off to boob someone else. The whole thing about girls not coming to stuff like that is a fallacy just like no girls on the internet. The vast majority of twentysomething girls there were the kind of chunky, needy attention-whores who look at sci fi convention guys like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 12:42 PM       
Apt assessment.
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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 02:31 PM       
I have the exact same problem that girl has, except it happens when I stick my phone in my back pants pocket and my butt dials someone.

OH, I HATE MY ASS!
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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 04:23 PM       
Was she fat with zits all over her tits?
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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 04:59 PM       
Hang on, I'm psychic; yes, fat with zits on tits, "bisexual" but only dates guys, allergic to everything under the sun, constant random medical problems that she won't shut up about, constantly posts facebook pics of herself in that one shirt/bra combo that always makes her tits pop out, tells anyone who will listen that she has "problems opening up to people", hates her coworkers, has every videogame console imaginable but spends all of her time playing WOW, and has one equally fat ex boyfriend that she keeps getting back together with because he's the only person in the world that's more of a loser than she is
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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 05:37 PM       
You forgot the age-inappropriate pigtails that were more sad than sexy, and I think it was more compressed chest fat than "tits", but you're on the right track.
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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 08:22 PM       
Don't keypads lock in the US?
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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 08:44 PM       
No match for boobs when there's attention to be had
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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 10:46 PM       
So her boyfriend/thing is pram maven.
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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 12:48 AM       
Milhouse, did you ever end up boning that girl with the periodic table shirt?
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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 01:21 AM       
NOPE, SHE'S LONG GONE.
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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 01:25 AM       
I DID.
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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 01:43 AM       
Did you COPPER a feel?

Did you BARIUM into her cunt?

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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 01:49 AM       
You're out of your element, that's why she didn't fuck you.
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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 01:53 AM       
I GAVE HER A SAMMIUM ENEMA.
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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 01:59 AM       
Did she gurgle your green eggs and ham?
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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 02:00 AM       
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