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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 09:27 PM       
I saw this. I mean, yeah, he probably should have just taken a knee and let the offense take three runs and kick, but geez, that's harsh.

10K, you have any local spin on this incident?
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 06:09 PM       
Actually yeah. I'm really proud to be where I'm from. Everyone acts like its a small town but actually its a decent sized city. Between 500,000 people there are only like 2-3 degrees of separation here.

I personally think he should have taken a knee but hindsight is always 20/20. McKelvin normally is really responsible with ballhandling but he really didn't deserve what happened to his lawn. They were able to find the kids:

http://www.wgrz.com/news/local/story...70327&catid=37

Both under the age of 18.

I've noticed we really do have some of the worst fans though. When our coach was Malarchuk a few years ago he actually left because people were calling and sending mail to his house saying they were going to kill/injure him and his family because of bad play calling.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 10:09 PM       
How lucky is Hank Baskett?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4480266

Never mind about his personal life (Kendra's stud-muffin) - he gets cut by the Eagles only to get signed by historically one of the most potent passing offenses in the NFL.
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Old Sep 20th, 2009, 10:39 AM       
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Old Sep 20th, 2009, 07:06 PM       
The Wildcat Formation don't mean squat if your not so special teams (or "Special" teams) make as many mistakes as the Eagles did against the Saints.

It looked good for Philly after one half, and then they had to come back out to play the rest of the game. Yuck.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 11:25 AM       
Michael Crabtree's head continues to grow uncontrollably. Regrettably the condition seems to be irreversible.

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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 06:40 PM       
Someone needs to get some facts through his head:

1) Sitting out a year will not help his rating, even if he blows up in the combine. Ask Maurice Clarrette

2) There will be at least 4 other highly rated wideouts in next year's draft. They all will have been playing and none will have the stigma.

3) Next year will have a rookie salary cap

4) Most teams generally don't have "draft rusty, egotistical, inexperienced, high maintenance wide receiver" at the top of their to do list
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 09:39 PM       
I want him to sit out the year. Teach all these egomaniacs a lesson in humility.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 05:35 AM       
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 05:53 PM       
Drew.Mother.Fu*king.Brees.

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Drew Brees is a freaking beast.

I have said as much since his days at Purdue.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 08:03 AM       
I had both him and Philip Rivers on my fantasy team last year.

Then, everyone else got on the band wagon and I'm stuck with Kurt Warner this year in my money league.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 10:20 AM       
That sucks Warner would have been a good pick about 2-3 seasons ago.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 04:54 AM       


This almost beats TO and the pom-poms. And unlike TO (sharpie) and Horn (can you hear me now) this stunt isn't fine-worthy.
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This almost beats TO and the pom-poms. And unlike TO (sharpie) and Horn (can you hear me now) this stunt isn't fine-worthy.
That's what I like about Ocho Cinco, his antics are amusing, and usually not in violation of the rules. Sure he talks... a lot... but he almost always makes me laugh with his smack talk and on field antics.
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Old Sep 25th, 2009, 10:30 AM       
I'm still waiting for him to bring Icky Woods in for an endzone dance.

I can actually forgive TO for the Sharpie thing. The ball he autographed went to his friend in Seattle that runs charity auctions. That was the guy he handed the ball to.

I'm just upset the NFL banned players from using social networks (Twitter, Facebook etc etc) during the game
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I can actually forgive TO for the Sharpie thing. The ball he autographed went to his friend in Seattle that runs charity auctions. That was the guy he handed the ball to.
Ah yes, the "Sign o' trouble"

I gave TO a pass on that too I admit, in fact I laughed like an idiot for a week when he did it. He just gets way too pouty way too easily and that is when I get sick of him (it would help though if he could keep the sort of on field antics pace of a "sign o' trouble", but he never did anything near as funny after that)
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Old Oct 2nd, 2009, 02:39 AM       
So since the Bengals got the best of the Steelers I'm ready for them to wipe the shit out of the Browns and leave no streaks.
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TO couldn't, and therein lies his problem and why he never went on to be a master of antics. Too good too fast, then the cell phone call followup was just weak.
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Old Oct 4th, 2009, 10:08 PM       
And the Bronc's pull off the last-second victory, to go 4-0.

Yo. Jerry. How did that taste?
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Old Oct 4th, 2009, 10:50 PM       
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Old Oct 4th, 2009, 11:03 PM       
QB? Gotta be Jon Kitna - I can't believe they'd have the rookie as their #2. You think Jerry is going to pull Romo's plug?
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So since the Bengals got the best of the Steelers I'm ready for them to wipe the shit out of the Browns and leave no streaks.
Can't say that a 3 point OT win is "wiping the s**t out of the Browns" but I'm sure you'll take it.
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