The little things

[Dole]

When you're mashing your own defecate into your eyes and you realise you had sweetcorn for dinner the night before

[Anonymous]

When your butler doesn't put enough starch on your good chapeau, and you have to go to the winter cotillion with just your armani suit and monacle.

[Dr. V]

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie

When your butler doesn't put enough starch on your good chapeau, and you have to go to the winter cotillion with just your armani suit and monacle.

That's happend to me a couple times.

One time my lazy butler didn't wash my sock garter and it was still covered wih schmutz.

[DeadKennedys]

Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid

When you poor Orange Juice into your cerel in the morning.

Yeah, when you pour it it's alright, but when the juice is poored, oh man..

[Mr. Fugo]

I dropped an ice-cube under the fridge this very day

Getting something caught in the olde zipper alwas makes for a certain degree of frustration

[ThisIsWitty]

When you go out pretty late at night from your own house and get really shit-faced drunk, and since you had just moved out a few weeks ago, you forgot you had your own house (you're still getting used to the idea) and your new house is set up pretty much like your old house because its in the same neighborhood, and your girlfriend's and your room is in the same place that your sister's room is in your old house, but your sister is only like 14 or so, and you're really REALLY drunk so you mistake her for your wife and since you had been out you were really horny, and your sister isn't that bad looking, and has a great set of tits on her, so you decide to wake her up with a cock between her titties, and as soon as she opens her mouth in surprise you put it in her mouth and then she screams and you realize what you just did, but you already have your cock in her mouth so you decide to finish off in her face and then the door opens and your mom and dad walk in. I hate it when that happens!