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Old Aug 10th, 2006, 02:00 AM        NEW SHORT: "REMEMBERING ALTERED BEAST!"
Though it may be a short game, I'll always remember Altered Beast as the game that introduced me to the Sega Genesis. With that in mind, I created this tribute of sorts to the game to cover every aspect of it, good and bad.


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Old Aug 10th, 2006, 02:13 AM       
The best thing from that game was the fact that you could punch the heads off zombies.
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Old Aug 10th, 2006, 02:18 AM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2006, 03:46 AM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2006, 03:50 AM       
Damn, my brother used to borrow this game alot from one of his classmates. It was quite ok.

But damn, you had a Genesis too Rog? I've always thought that you're a hardcore NES Fanboy
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Old Aug 10th, 2006, 03:54 AM       
I never played this for the Gen, but I remember finishing it in 15 minutes at a arcade.

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and this line had me confused.
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Old Aug 10th, 2006, 05:57 AM       
jeff the ninja i think you need to change your avatar, since it's causing a password popup on my computer (and probably everyone else's too)
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Old Aug 10th, 2006, 06:10 AM       
Change the avatar, fag
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Old Aug 10th, 2006, 10:03 AM       
Good read. That was my first game for genesis too.
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Old Aug 10th, 2006, 02:49 PM       
I remember when I rented it, I did 2 player with my friend, who kept stealing all the blue orbs for himself
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Old Aug 10th, 2006, 04:11 PM       
Finally, someone else noticed the little bugger from Golden Axe. Kudos!
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Old Aug 10th, 2006, 04:38 PM       
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I remember when I rented it, I did 2 player with my friend, who kept stealing all the blue orbs for himself
Yeah, I did that to piss people off, and it worked. One time while playing rampage, a friend and I got into a huge fight cause someone ate something the other wanted :/ . Funny how that works.
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Old Aug 10th, 2006, 05:31 PM       
Been a long time since I've given that game a thought. Good memories from that article.
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Old Aug 10th, 2006, 06:26 PM       
I just played through it again and beat it in about 10 minutes. I don't know how it held my interest as a kid. If you get all the orbs the first time the blue wolves come by, you fight like 3 enemies and then the boss, every time.
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Old Aug 12th, 2006, 02:34 PM       
Don't you get different transformations in some of the other versions of the game? For example, you get to become a Lion in the NES version.
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Old Aug 12th, 2006, 02:53 PM       
The NES version was the black sheep of the Altered Beast games, and had a few different characters and levels. As gamer I know once said, "Altered Beast' for the NES is 'Bad Dudes' with furries."
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Old Aug 12th, 2006, 03:42 PM       
Bad dudes had responsive controls though
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Old Aug 12th, 2006, 09:41 PM       
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Don't you get different transformations in some of the other versions of the game? For example, you get to become a Lion in the NES version.
I don't even think that game deserves to be acknowledged as something that exists.
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Old Aug 16th, 2006, 07:19 PM       
Man I loved that game.
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Old Aug 16th, 2006, 08:00 PM       
I don't know if you noticed this, but in golden axe, in the begging a guy named "Alex" Dies, and on the tombstones that pop-up, ect, the name Alex is on them.
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Old Aug 16th, 2006, 09:59 PM       
When I was a child, Altered Beast & Golden Axe were the only reasons I went to the arcade. At least for that one year or two when they were new!
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Old Aug 30th, 2006, 12:08 PM       
I had forgotten how awesome, yet crappy, that game was. The developers must have become bored and just given up about halfway through its creation.
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Old Sep 1st, 2006, 10:36 PM        Re: NEW SHORT: "REMEMBERING ALTERED BEAST!"
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Though it may be a short game, I'll always remember Altered Beast as the game that introduced me to the Sega Genesis. With that in mind, I created this tribute of sorts to the game to cover every aspect of it, good and bad.


NEW SHORT: "REMEMBERING ALTERED BEAST!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/altered-beast


Enjoy!
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