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Old May 19th, 2006, 09:14 AM        I HAVE A BLOG AT NATIONAL LAMPOON
Go read it. Please.

http://nationallampoon.com/index.php...=162&Itemid=32

And if you are so inclined they have a 'rate it, vote for it' dealio. I have no idea if the editors pay attention to the numbers, but it couldn't hurt my career to have really, really high ones. Lord knows I've given you bastards tthe best years of my life for free. This is the least you could do for me.
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Old May 19th, 2006, 01:55 PM       
I went over to the little box and clicked 5 and nothing happened. It was kind of like Russian roulette, only I had nothing to worry about.
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Old May 24th, 2006, 04:29 PM       
you and your blog suck ass
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Old May 24th, 2006, 04:54 PM       
Like I care what you think of it as long as you visit, vote for the damn thing and let everyone you know it's there and that's the best damn thing yoiu ever read, like Proust and an orgasm combined. As long as you slavishly obey my will, it doesn't matter if yoiu like it.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 05:02 PM       
well i dont so much want to 'dance' with you after reading that, so much as i want to clamber up your age-ridden legs and hump you till you weep.


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Old May 26th, 2006, 05:34 PM       
I voted a 5 and it moved up from 3.75 to 3.80! :thumbsup
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Old May 30th, 2006, 11:09 AM       
Good stuff, Max! I gave you a 5 because i am a whore
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Old May 31st, 2006, 08:25 PM       
Actually, since all I did was ask and no money was exchanged, you're a slut. But don't worry! Sluts are the best!
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Old Jun 2nd, 2006, 12:02 PM       
Next installemnt of Maximum Blogbank is up.

http://nationallampoon.com/index.php...=178&Itemid=32
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Old Jun 2nd, 2006, 01:43 PM       
You mean I'm not getting paid?

Fuck.

Can I take back my vote?
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Old Jun 2nd, 2006, 01:47 PM       
Too late. sir! They seem to have disabled their absurd voting devices and removed them.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2006, 01:51 PM       
I was just noticing that, as I was going to try to vote for your new blog entry.

I've never actually stopped at South of the Border, but I've always been intrigued. I actually have a comic book idea where the final climactic battle takes place there.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2006, 02:48 PM       
That would be awesome! I love that place. I've never written it (I think, I honestly don't remeber what all I've written about at this point) but I've always wanted to do a story where the Billboards leading up to it, which start hundreds of miles away here and there and eventually are one per mile, are seen as a sort of stations of the cross. I love their whole unreconstructed bizarely racist lazy Mexican steryotype day glow painted scene.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2006, 03:03 PM       
Lol...it appears that the South of the Border website is called http://www.pedroland.com. It's quite a spectacle.
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Old Jun 7th, 2006, 01:28 PM       
The latest installment is up.

http://nationallampoon.com/index.php...=186&Itemid=32
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Old Jun 14th, 2006, 02:35 AM        haey
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Old Jun 14th, 2006, 02:36 AM       
hahaha
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Old Jun 14th, 2006, 08:48 AM       
Dirksen has posted the new intallement URL for my Blog, but here it is again.

http://nationallampoon.com/index.php...=197&Itemid=32

They have reinstituted they stupid vote thingy, which I
don't care for, but on the other hand they have a hit counter
and I kind of like knowing people are reading i.
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Old Jun 14th, 2006, 02:50 PM       
Makes you feel important that you can tell if you're becoming more famous than others with a blog, right?
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Old Jun 14th, 2006, 02:57 PM       
gives me an chubby.
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Old Jun 29th, 2006, 01:06 PM       
The next instalment is up!

http://nationallampoon.com/index.php...=211&Itemid=32
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 11:10 AM       
Another new installment!

"In which I prove I care about you, the reader"

http://nationallampoon.com/index.php...=216&Itemid=32
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 12:22 PM       
Hey Max, email on the message board is busted so you won't be getting any notifications, click on your private messages cuz you've got a few waiting I'm sure.
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 12:25 PM       
GO READ MY BLOG, ALL I CARE ABOUT IN LIFE IS THE LITTLE HIT COUNTER ON MY STUFF! IT'S SOLID REI9NFORCEMENT, LIKE GETTING A FOOD PELLET OR NOT GETTING SHOCKED!

I just sent you a PM, you big girl.
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 12:31 PM       
A PM? Whoah-ho-ho! Look at the old-timer using the fancy internet lingo! Hey Max! That was pretty "L33T" of you!
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