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James · #**226**

And you can just call me Daddy. Ooh yeah.

wreckreation · #**227**

This thread was my idea JERKSBY

Anonymous · #**228**

Okay, I had to come back here to say this: I saw what you did to Jerseyboy and you need to know that that is NOT funny. Death is never something that should be joked at, especially the loss of a loved one. Human beings deserve more respect than that. _I_, for one, am sad for your loss, Jersey, and know your father's soul is resting peacefully in heaven, far from the SICK, JUVENILE words of some real immature people here.

If you tried anything like that on my Red Faction GameFAQs message forum, Chojin, we'd ban you in two seconds flat. Not to mention we'll all be laughing our asses off in heaven when you have to answer to the man upstairs after YOU die.

Anonymous · #**229**

SO FUCKING BORING.

sadie · #**230**

Anonymous · #**231**

I WONDER IF JERSEY'S DAD DOES THE MONSTER MASH WITH ALL HIS FRIENDS IN HELL

slavemason · #**232**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

SLAVEMASON DO YOU KEEP A BIG BAG OF DICKS NEXT TO THE COMPUTER TO SNACK ON WHILE TYPING HILARIOUS INTERNET RIPOSTES

Yes, a big bag of Dicks does the trick, much more filling than the average Slim Jim.
I'm glad you came back, I was starting to miss the seizures that your disco fox induced.
Do you have pants set aside for dancing?

Anonymous · #**233**

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T COMING BACK TO THIS THREAD

slavemason · #**234**

I don't remember saying I wasn't coming back to this thread. I think you're just wishing out loud. Sorry to let you down.

Anonymous · #**235**

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Originally Posted by slavemason

I'm done with this thread. Say whatever you want, I won't care.

Jixby Phillips · #**236**

WRECK, IT WAS MY IDEA TO MAKE A SERIES OF NEWBIE-ESQUE THREADS, YOU CAME UP WITH THIS TOPIC BUT IF YOU POSTED IT YOU WOULD STEAL MY PLAN FOR POSTING

slavemason · #**237**

Chojin, You must have me mistaken with a Mastermason. I hope you told him that you would buy a pecan log. If not, you're a marked man.

Sketch33 · #**238**

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Originally Posted by Jamesman

This is the internet equivalent of running home and telling mommy.

Error got insulted so badly, he ran off crying, and is now sending his "friends" over to defend him.

Guys, he's really not worth you coming here to help him out. He was here for less than a day, and we know that. If you don't then you're as fucking stupid as he is.

Absolutely amazing. You guys are stuck in a cycle. Without having read any further yet, I have to wonder if you are going to accuse error and spexor of being the same person because error can't actually have friends. Don't tell me, I don't want the surprise ruined.

MrAdventure · #**239**

ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!

James · #**240**

There's only one word to explain that post.

And when I figure out what that word is, I'll let you know. But for the time being, I'll just continue to make fun of how sad you are. You're not even pathetic anymore. Because to be pathetic would mean that you did something worth us feeling pity for you. And you haven't done anything, let alone something worth some pity.

ItalianStereotype · #**241**

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Originally Posted by Sketch33

Don't tell me, I don't want the surprise ruined.

actually, nobody was going to tell you shit since this thread was well on its way to being dead. good keeping up, fucktard.

Sketch33 · #**242**

Let something as entertaining as this die? That would be a shame. Some of their best stuff is in here. It really shows who they are.

James · #**243**

Let me guess.

"IT SHOWS THEY ARE BIG GAYS WHO LICK EACH OTHER'S NUTS!!!!111111"

An I close?

Sketch33 · #**244**

I don't know Jamesman, are you? If you want to start talking dirty again, we can go back to Mock Wars next weekend. You've taught me not to ruin everyone else's fun by doing that in general forums. I would be willing to head on over tonight, but I have a job to go to in the morning. Do you remember what having a job is like?

James · #**245**

I don't know. This 5+ on 1 fighting stuff is just all too easy, especially when our opposition has the intelligence of meat.

Also, I wouldn't want you just picking a random time again and expecting everyone to be there.

So, I'll just let you run around the rest of these forums, and let you get picked apart by everyone else while you run around in circles screaming, "GAY! MOM! XANDOR SAVE ME!" at random.

Skulhedface · #**246**

::revives the original topic::

I've been using this name for years on IRC and the like. It comes from a GWAR song. The full name of the song is "The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface" or something to that effect (in other words, I don't have the jewel case for the CD right here and I'm not getting up to find it)

And (I think it was Whoreable) he said that he just got the DVD a few days ago. I just got it today. Nifty!

And back to the bastardized version of this topic: Being a more well-versed and educated newbie than most, allow me to say to the other newbies: Did you not expect to get a hazing? How many forums can you honestly jump into and NOT expect to be torn apart until you prove yourself?

<~~ Type #1. The ONLY one. I hope?