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Tadao · #76

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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

learn to live alone...best advice I could possible ever give. If you rely on someone else to make you happy, you're going to be miserable for a long, long time.
Enjoy your solitude.....stop being such needy pussies.

I like half and half. Living in separate places with lots of sleep overs.

MattJack · #77

When you meet a woman at the bar on a Saturday night and she tells you that you are missing your chance to go home with her, all while Your Love by The Outfield is playing out of the jukebox. Does that mean that she is probably just as fucked up as you?

Basically, you should probably avoid women at the bar, huh?

Dr. Boogie · #78

Just make sure you've got both kidneys in the morning.

MetalMilitia · #79

Or additional kidneys you can sell to a Chinese business man.

Dr. Boogie · #80

Okay, I figured it out: Before you go out, put a couple latex scars right about where your kidneys should be, and act like you have renal failure.

JakeOfAllTrades · #81

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

So did you actually get diagnosed with Asperger's by someone that wasn't yourself because I've found out that a lot of people who claim to have Asperger's just say they do as an excuse for their social problems.

Actually I was diagnosed with it. But I bet there's other reasons than that that I have social problems I bet. I've personally never heard of such a thing as claiming to have it as an excuse for social problems. But something tells me that some people are just crazy enough to do that.

I don't often use my condition as an excuse. And when I do, it doesn't end well. Maybe I should stop using it as a bail-out for other weirdness that's unrelated.

Sethomas · #82

More like Jake of all TIRADES, amiright??

JakeOfAllTrades · #83

Maybe I should just shut up on this thread. It's clear that I've already displayed too much of myself too soon. I will stop the ranting... NOW.

Tadao · #84

Let's see you moms tits.

JakeOfAllTrades · #85

Oh come now, that was uncalled for!

Guitar Woman · #86

I got diagnosed with that too, but I decided that it's nothing but a bunch of bullshit and that my problem was that I just really, really hated people.

I would assert to the powers that be that I don't have it if I weren't getting a free ride from the education board

Emu · #87

People who talk about having Asperger's syndrome probably don't have it. To wit: 98% of Wikipedia users.

executioneer · #88

i thought i was a aspie but now i am indecisive between that and avoidant personality disorder + ocd

idk it's not important enough to see if i can get a doctors note saying "please excuse this dude from doing shit, his brain is weird", unless i lose my current job, then i might be in some shit lol

Chojin · #89

I bet jack of all trades looks JUST like his avatar.

Chojin · #90

Also a note to you since I know you're not really gone-

No one cares about your problems, least of all us. You don't have to apologize to us because you were never part of this community and - stay with me here - we still wouldn't care even if you were.

Stop taking everything so seriously and learn to take a joke. That's all we've got here. Jokes. Such as yourself.

*ps not willie, everyone cares about him

Tadao · #91

I accept your apology jokeofallthreads

Guitar Woman · #92

Chojin what happened to your open minded attitude towards wonderful new posters

Guitar Woman · #93

rog will be heartbroken

Dr. Boogie · #94

Rog has explained to all the moderators that tolerance of new posters extends only to those who aren't colossal Livejournal fags.

Cosmo Electrolux · #95

thanks for passing that along, Boogie....

Vanhelm13 · #96

I was diagnosed with kick-assberger's.

HickMan · #97

This guy needs to STOP being such a pussy!

Dixie · #98

Guys that whine as much as chicks are far from attractive to most girls. Jake, if you're lucky you might find a girl who'd rather date a gay guy but settles for you. Other than that, man up Nancy Boy.