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Old Sep 11th, 2010, 07:04 PM       
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Dear Willie, how do they get those tiny letters onto M&Ms?
they use those radio controlled cockroaches and tiny little paintbrushes
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Old Sep 11th, 2010, 07:05 PM       
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nah i got a jar of em in the fridge
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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 12:07 AM       
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What's your worst, most unrealistic fear?
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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 12:24 AM       
well i have constant worries about friends/family that something awful has happened to them when they don't contact me when i'm expecting them to, sort of the "lying dead in a ditch somewhere" thing that moms usually do

most of my fears are realistic though
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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 05:41 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 09:45 PM       
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well i have constant worries about friends/family that something awful has happened to them when they don't contact me when i'm expecting them to, sort of the "lying dead in a ditch somewhere" thing that moms usually do

most of my fears are realistic though
UPDATE TO THIS: last night i was gonna eat some pasta that had been sitting on the counter for a couple hours and chose not to reheat it first, then saw a earwig crawl out of it. I now have an irrational fear of eating earwig eggs and birthing thousands of them
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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 09:47 PM       
OH FUCK WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT
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Old Sep 13th, 2010, 11:18 AM       
I hope that counts as a question.
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Old Sep 13th, 2010, 11:30 AM       
oh man you ruined my prima vera
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Old Oct 28th, 2010, 10:55 PM       
Is the chinese government using a new super computer to predict the future?
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Old Oct 28th, 2010, 11:12 PM       
yeah but it's based on the i ching so it's pretty useless
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 09:09 AM       
Dear Willie,

How is gray/white heaven?
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 03:28 PM       
Hey Willie,

If Tenpenny Towers leader sent Burke to blow up Megaton, and they treat ghouls so horribly, why would letting a bunch of ghouls in to kill them all make me such a bad guy?
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 03:47 PM       
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How is gray/white heaven?
IT IS PRETTY AWESOME

THERE ARE NO RULES AND YOU JUST GET TO GO CRAZY

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Hey Willie,

If Tenpenny Towers leader sent Burke to blow up Megaton, and they treat ghouls so horribly, why would letting a bunch of ghouls in to kill them all make me such a bad guy?
well only tenpenny is a REAL jerk, and even he didn't know burke was gonna blow up megaton without warning anyone

great thing about fallout 3 is you can kill everyone in tenpenny AND megaton and still wind up with the best karma level if you do a bunch of good guy missions
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 03:59 PM       
Dear Willie,

Does karma even still have an effect on the game with the addition of the faction system?
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 04:11 PM       
well it affects the ending somewhat, plus if you're meeting a new faction i think some of them judge you based on karma?
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 04:32 PM       
Is it OK to wear a flavaflav costume if it means going in blackface?
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 05:13 PM       
only if you have a bunch of dumb sluts to follow you around for the full effect
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Old Oct 31st, 2010, 09:21 PM       
Is gravity nothing more than compressed time? I tried wikipedia and apparently the explanation for why gravity occurs keeps getting more and more far fetched. I mean if the earth is spinning shouldn't we be thrown off of it? WTF?
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i thought gravity was caused by mass distorting the fabric of spacetime, idk
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Old Oct 31st, 2010, 10:02 PM       
Yes, you said what I said but in different words. This means that if I can position two plates made of carbon less than 74 pictometers away from each other, than the two plates should be attracted to each other since hydrogen atoms (being the smallest atoms) wont be able to literally fit between the two plates? Should there be no particle in existence that can fit between the plates would cause them to do what?
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Old Oct 31st, 2010, 10:05 PM       
Ids this the casimir effect or am I wrong on many levels?
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