Oct 2nd, 2009, 06:14 AM
My first bowl of Boo Berry Cereal
I've been reading I-Mockery for a long time. Every halloween season, some sort of nod seems to be given to Boo Berry cereal. While I know it exists, I've never tried it because it isn't widely available in Omaha Nebraska, not even in Wal-Mart! But today was different, the seasonal aisle is decked out with candy, treats, some decorations, and -gasp- BOO BERRY! I pick up two boxes, mosey over to the dairy and get a half gallon of skim, and a mountain dew (because I can't seem to leave stores these days without one, my diet which I am bending over and breaking today allows some diet soda, and ultra violet is just good enough!) This is at 4:17 AM. Weathering the cashier's private thoughts that I am seriously toking and likely a danger to those around me, I pay and leave confidently.
I am back at my mom's house because she is on company vacation and I am responsible for feeding the cats, it's closer than my college dorm anyways. I set aside the week old newspaper on the counter and create a neat little area for my feast, I lay a mat, place a bowl in the center, a big soup spoon (I REALLY like cereal) on the side, and a tall glass de leche.
4:28 AM I open my first box of Boo Berry, I take a whiff as the plastic makes its first but find there's not much to smell. A tad disappointing, but perhaps it's hiding its best merits? Like a rattlesnake poised to attack? I pour cereal in first, milk second. I find it is more efficient because you do not end up with a disproportion of cereal-milk. The ghastly crunches and marshmallows swell to the top like the breasts of a sleeping beauty.
OH MY GOD. This shit is DELICIOUS. I love the crunch/mallow style of cereal because the marshmallows add a medium amount of sweet to each bite, which means I can stand to eat more, but occasionally end up a gaggy surplus on the spoon. But Boo Berry is uniformly a mild sweet! Every bite is fantastic. In true American style, I have the spoon loaded and ready before I'm done chewing the last bit.
By 4:43 AM I have finished my 4th bowl and put what's left of box 1 away. 4 was it? I only remember 3, but it doesn't match up to what is gone from the box. I must have entered some sort of blissful Boo Berry trance. I plan to cut off the cover of the box and tape it up in my room. It was that good. Lucky charms have long been the Omega of cereals for me, but now it has a great contender!
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