Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #3601  
The Retro Kat The Retro Kat is offline
Mocker
The Retro Kat's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MYANUS.
The Retro Kat is probably a spambot
Old Mar 11th, 2004, 10:45 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perndog
That was just the beginning. I had a six-inch beard by the time I shaved it the summer before senior year.
Haha, that's quite a testicle tickler, but if Jeff Coffin can pull it off...
__________________
Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
Reply With Quote
  #3602  
kahljorn kahljorn is offline
BANNED
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: NO
kahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contest
Old Mar 12th, 2004, 01:08 AM       
When can we start posting pictures of our penis and breasts?
__________________
NEVER
Reply With Quote
  #3603  
Jeanette X Jeanette X is offline
Queen of the Beasts
Jeanette X's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: in my burrow
Jeanette X is probably a spambot
Old Mar 12th, 2004, 01:54 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perndog
I never met a good judge who offered the same verdict to everyone.
Please note that I have not given praise to every single male on here. I have merely decided to be tactful and remain silent in the cases of the unattractive males instead of belittling the poor schlubs.
Reply With Quote
  #3604  
Sajuuk Sajuuk is offline
Senior Member
Sajuuk's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Closer than you
Sajuuk is probably a spambot
Old Mar 12th, 2004, 02:09 AM       
Me resting at Balcora.

I'm the sexyest!
Reply With Quote
  #3605  
Comrade Rocket Comrade Rocket is offline
Senior Member
Comrade Rocket's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: In that place where i didnt know where we were before
Comrade Rocket is probably a spambot
Old Mar 12th, 2004, 02:17 AM       
I take it you like Homeworld
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3606  
Rev. Danno Rev. Danno is offline
Senior Member
Rev. Danno's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Rev. Danno is probably a spambot
Old Mar 12th, 2004, 04:21 AM       

me and Baby Jasper, look at those lips of mine!
__________________
-D.B. Spitzer
Reply With Quote
  #3607  
Spooky Spooky is offline
Mocker
Spooky's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: deeeetroit basketballllllll
Spooky is probably a spambot
Old Mar 12th, 2004, 08:45 AM       


and here's me with the old ball-and-chain

__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3608  
Big McLargehuge Big McLargehuge is offline
Nona F. Mecklenburg
Big McLargehuge's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Chocolopolis
Big McLargehuge is probably a spambot
Old Mar 12th, 2004, 03:30 PM       
Sid and Nancy
__________________
s
Reply With Quote
  #3609  
davinxtk davinxtk is offline
GO AWAY DONT POST HERE
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Up.
davinxtk is probably a spambot
Old Mar 12th, 2004, 06:57 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Supafly345
Hideous love handles.
Love handles? I call them hipbones, lover-boy.

Oh, and I actually did have something in my hand.
It was hard, too.






My wireless mouse.
(what? how the hell else am i supposed to operate a webcam from fifteen feet away?)
__________________
(1:02:34 AM): and i think i may have gone a little too far and let her know that i actually do hate her, on some level, just because she's female
(1:03:33 AM): and now she's being all kinds of sensitive about it
(1:03:53 AM): i hate women
Reply With Quote
  #3610  
SupaFlea543 SupaFlea543 is offline
Junior Member
SupaFlea543's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Under your skin.
SupaFlea543 is probably a spambot
Old Mar 12th, 2004, 07:28 PM       
That was so funny because I thought you were talking about your penis but then you changed it to something that is still hard but isn't your penis.
Reply With Quote
  #3611  
davinxtk davinxtk is offline
GO AWAY DONT POST HERE
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Up.
davinxtk is probably a spambot
Old Mar 12th, 2004, 07:58 PM       
And you're completely hilarious because you're dry and unfunny, and you try to be like everyone else around here!
Applause!
__________________
(1:02:34 AM): and i think i may have gone a little too far and let her know that i actually do hate her, on some level, just because she's female
(1:03:33 AM): and now she's being all kinds of sensitive about it
(1:03:53 AM): i hate women
Reply With Quote
  #3612  
The Retro Kat The Retro Kat is offline
Mocker
The Retro Kat's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MYANUS.
The Retro Kat is probably a spambot
Old Mar 12th, 2004, 08:12 PM       
My photo project deals with emotion, so here is me with emotion and a lovely blue tint from my window, excuse the shitty photobucket.com quality. And i got a black eye.

And there is a song by Keller Williams called "Lovehandles" its really good.


__________________
Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
Reply With Quote
  #3613  
Big Papa Goat Big Papa Goat is offline
Mocker
Big Papa Goat's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Missouri
Big Papa Goat is probably a spambot
Old Mar 12th, 2004, 08:29 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by davinxtk
And you're completely hilarious because you're dry and unfunny, and you try to be like everyone else around here!
Applause!
Reply With Quote
  #3614  
Drew Katsikas Drew Katsikas is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Drew Katsikas is probably a spambot
Old Mar 12th, 2004, 10:36 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Retro Kat


Oh c'mon, Plaid Bellbottoms. LOO
Did anyone else think of the Dell kid?
Reply With Quote
  #3615  
The Retro Kat The Retro Kat is offline
Mocker
The Retro Kat's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MYANUS.
The Retro Kat is probably a spambot
Old Mar 13th, 2004, 12:23 AM       
More art.




__________________
Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
Reply With Quote
  #3616  
Emu Emu is offline
Level 29 ♂
Emu's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Peoria, IL
Emu is probably a real personEmu is probably a real person
Old Mar 13th, 2004, 12:24 AM       
you look so tormented
Reply With Quote
  #3617  
The Retro Kat The Retro Kat is offline
Mocker
The Retro Kat's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MYANUS.
The Retro Kat is probably a spambot
Old Mar 13th, 2004, 12:26 AM       
Ha, kinda am.
__________________
Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
Reply With Quote
  #3618  
SupaFlea543 SupaFlea543 is offline
Junior Member
SupaFlea543's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Under your skin.
SupaFlea543 is probably a spambot
Old Mar 13th, 2004, 12:28 AM       
You are totally hard-core. Seriously. I'd hate to meet someone as tough as you while you're cutting your wrists.
Reply With Quote
  #3619  
Jixby Phillips Jixby Phillips is offline
Mocker
Jixby Phillips's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2000
Jixby Phillips is probably a spambot
Old Mar 13th, 2004, 03:24 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spooky
Is that the one who knocked you up
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3620  
Zhukov Zhukov is offline
Supa Soviet Missil Mastar
Zhukov's Avatar
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Tasmania
Zhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's army
Old Mar 13th, 2004, 08:59 AM       
Those are some very big jeans you have there, Retro Kat.
Quote:
Please note that I have not given praise to every single male on here. I have merely decided to be tactful and remain silent in the cases of the unattractive males instead of belittling the poor schlubs.
Ha. Those poor bastards.
Reply With Quote
  #3621  
mesobe mesobe is offline
Senior Member
mesobe's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: your mom
mesobe is probably a spambot
Old Mar 13th, 2004, 10:45 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
More art.




you are sad because your pants are too big
__________________
The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they will be when you kill them.
Reply With Quote
  #3622  
Spooky Spooky is offline
Mocker
Spooky's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: deeeetroit basketballllllll
Spooky is probably a spambot
Old Mar 13th, 2004, 11:13 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

Is that the one who knocked you up
boys cant get pregnant
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3623  
Vibecrewangel Vibecrewangel is offline
Member
Vibecrewangel's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Vibecrewangel is probably a spambot
Old Mar 13th, 2004, 03:03 PM        Blah
Playing with makeup

__________________
Normally, we do not so much look at things as overlook them.
Reply With Quote
  #3624  
AChimp AChimp is offline
Resident Chimp
AChimp's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: The Jungles of Borneo
AChimp is probably a real personAChimp is probably a real person
Old Mar 13th, 2004, 03:14 PM       
Reply With Quote
  #3625  
mesobe mesobe is offline
Senior Member
mesobe's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: your mom
mesobe is probably a spambot
Old Mar 13th, 2004, 03:16 PM       
show us your boobs!
__________________
The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they will be when you kill them.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:53 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.