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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 09:40 AM        I beat Enter the Matrix
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 09:42 AM       
I almost bought it. All my friends told me it rocked, all the magazines said it sucked. I didn't buy it.
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 02:56 PM       
wise choice schmid it was barely worth renting. it was bugged as hell. you could jump forward and the turn 180 dgrees and move in the opposite direction while youre still in the air. and thats just the tip of the iceberg.
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 04:17 PM       
Dude, those aren't bugs. They're FEATURES. You can do anything in the Matrix.
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Old Jul 20th, 2003, 01:43 AM       
The scary thing is that he's serious. Those really weren't bugs.

Not that the game wasn't absolutely riddled with bugs of every other sort however.
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Old Jul 20th, 2003, 09:48 PM       
i think max payne got that hole slow motion thing right. any more and itd jus be messed up
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Old Jul 20th, 2003, 10:06 PM       
There is a Matrix mod for Max Payne...
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 02:56 AM       
I got to the part with the twins as ghost but had to start over because the chick kept driving the damned car into pillars and getting stuck. I'm glad my brother bought it and not me.
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 05:50 AM       
i rented it, beat it and all i got was a stupid trailer, really thankful that i didnt buy it.
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 02:20 AM       
I rented it as well, I felt dirty for even spending that much on that horrid game...
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