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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 05:47 AM        What is the first thing you touch in the morning?
And don't say "My dick to make sure it's still there" be serious.

The first thing I touch is my wife and for some reason she's up earlier, I reach for my bible because I'm worried.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 09:28 AM       
What a coinicidence, I touch your wife in the morning too!

Sup wife touching buddy?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 12:33 PM       
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 01:34 PM       
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 01:55 PM       
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My coffee pot
Was that some kind of euthamism you slut
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 02:02 PM       
Seconded "snooze alarm".

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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 03:17 PM       
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 05:38 PM       
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 05:46 PM       
I reach for them as soon as I wake up. I don't know why I do, that's just what I reach for. I guess the first thing I touch is the table beside my bed then.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 05:49 PM       
I just realized how retarded my last post here was, who the hell sleeps with their glasses on
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 06:47 PM       
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 08:11 PM       
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 09:20 PM       
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 10:38 PM       
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i scratch my butt
No you don't.

The first thing I reach for is the alarm clock.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 11:55 PM       
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i scratch my butt
No you don't.

The first thing I reach for is the alarm clock.
yeah, you're right. i just roll over on you
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 03:14 AM       
I reach for my hair or my alarm clock. I rub my face, too.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 09:57 AM       
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 01:32 PM       
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the first thing I touch in the morning is whatever book I'm reading.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 02:03 PM       
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 08:15 PM       
If my girlfriend is in bed with me, her ass.

If I'm alone, the blankets to pull back over my head.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 08:44 PM       
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