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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 04:06 AM        FORUM EVENT: "I-MOCKERY'S SHOW US YOUR FINAL DESTINATION CONTEST!"


Hey guys. Warner Bros just gave me some extra copies of The Final Destination in 3-D on Blu-Ray disc to giveaway in a contest here on I-Mockery.

For this contest, we want you to show us what horrors you could dream up for your own personal demise. That's right, you need to show us your own final destination.

In order to be eligible for one of the prizes, you must create some kind of artistic rendition for your entry to count. Feel free to use any pre-existing graphics/photos to integrate into your artistic rendition. You can do a simply cartoonish rendition in MS Paint, a Photoshopped collage or whatever you like. Also, make sure you explain exactly what is happening to you.

You do not have to be a real artist to win this contest. As usual, this contest will be judged on creativity and humor by I-Mockery's staff. If you still have any questions, feel free to ask.

PRIZES:

-Two (2) lucky winners will receive a brand new copy of The Final Destination in 3-D on Blu-Ray disc.

RULES:

-To participate, you must register an account on these forums (if you don't already have one) and post your entries in this thread. If you don't already have a place to host your images, there are a variety of free image hosting services out there such as flickr and photobucket.

-Once the contest is over, myself and the other staff members will vote on the entries!

-Entries will be judged on creativity and humor.

-You MUST come up with some kind of horrible demise for yourself and demonstrate it by making a simple drawing in MS Paint (or the Mac equivalent), or Photoshoping some images together. You can also paint or use crayons and scan in your drawing if needs be.

-No nudity in your entries please as this contest needs to be SFW just like all our other ones.

-Whether you win or not, your entries will be put on display for everybody to enjoy.

-Enter as many times as you like!!!

-For more information on The Final Destination, visit www.thefinaldestinationmovie.com

Ok that's it. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Good luck to all of you and start crankin' out those new death ideas!

This contest ends 2/12/10.
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 12:55 AM       
I'd give it a shot, but I don't have a bluray player.
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 08:58 PM       
A HAMTARO COSPLAYER WIFFLES DISEMBOWELS ME IN A FILTHY CAVE

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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 12:32 AM       
That's awesome, Sam! I love the fuchsia organs.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 06:49 PM       
For my untimely demise I apparently not only pissed off death, but God as well.



I also made a news article explaining everything. Spoiled for size.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 10:18 PM       

1. Walking along
2. Step on glass, impales foot
3. Becomes swollen and infected
4. Death by T-rex attack.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2010, 05:04 PM       
ok, here goes:

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Old Feb 3rd, 2010, 06:07 PM       
Nice work, BatmanJohnson.
That T-Rex is now going to get a stomach ache from your infected foot. Revenge is sweet!
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Old Feb 3rd, 2010, 09:14 PM       
Thanks Dextire. Your entry made me laugh, the News paper article was a nice touch.
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Old Feb 9th, 2010, 04:56 PM        Ode to a Classic
Image heavy story, hope they all work. (14 max)
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Old Feb 9th, 2010, 09:46 PM       
Nicely done, MarioRPG!
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*COUGH*
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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 06:40 PM       
Results coming soon... just waiting on the other judges to make their choices. Then I'll tally 'em up with my own choices and post the results.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 05:07 PM       
The results are in and they're unanimous. The two winners are Dextire and MarioRPG - congrats to the both of you! Please send me a PM with your full names and mailing addresses and I'll send out your copies of The Final Destination 3-D on Blu-Ray disc as soon as I have a chance.

To those of you who entered but didn't win, thanks for trying anyway and we'll have some more mini forum contests like this one coming up in the near future so you can try your luck again.

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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 05:18 PM       
Congrats guys!
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 05:51 PM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2010, 11:16 AM       
Awesome! :D congrats to co winner dextire!
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