OaO/Vince vs. Ranxer

[Emu]

Why the fuck are you tlaking about your penis? You're just putting wood on the fire.

[Matt Harty]

wood

[derrida]

Don't you get it?

Not only is OAO smarter than you, his cock is bigger.

Seriously folks, now I'm stuck with the disturbing image of a hunched OAO gingerly measuring his swollen prick. Fuck.

[The One and Only...]

Damn it, Derrida, that wasn't even the point.

[AChimp]

You NEVER have a point, that's the problem.

[ItalianStereotype]

I like how this thread was supposed to be about ranxer, but we've ended up talking about OaO's penis.

[theapportioner]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

It also has a 1.8-2" diameter.

[mburbank]

Sad.

[ItalianStereotype]

this thread is

[Schimid]

This thread is the only reason I come into the Philosophy board.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

I said DIAMETER, not circumference. That's actually larger than most guys. If it was any bigger, I'd have a chode penis.

so..you get this information from...????

[theapportioner]

C'mon, we need details, details. Is it erect horizontally or at an upwards angle? Is the head shaped like a point or rounder? Circumsized or uncircumsized? Alotta blood vessels or no???

[Cosmo Electrolux]

made of plastic and hidden in his mom's underwear drawer...

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by theapportioner

Don't get too excited. I believe it's closer to 1.8", and that was at the bigger portion.

Where do I get this info? Well, I found out the average length of the penis at jackinworld.org, and I went from there. I assumed that most guys dicks are longer than they are wide (dicks wider than they are long are called chodes), and considering that I have something like a 5.6 +" (I'm assuming 1" for the sides), I imagine that I have a wider penis than most.

[mburbank]

You realize being concerned with this, looking up the info, making a comparison, posting that comparison are all signs that you suffer from a serious fear that you are inadequate?

And that your penis measurements, though diverting, won't satisfy that fear no matter how big it is?

[The One and Only...]

So what if I have a superiority complex...

[Perndog]

Size only matters once you get a woman in the sack. So don't worry about your penis.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9218

Maybe her boyfriend's diameter is 1.9" :/

[mburbank]

I just can't get nover you thinking about penis size so much. Measuring, going on line, comparing. It's just so wrong.

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9218

Maybe her boyfriend's diameter is 1.9" :/

LOL... he just has muscles. But I don't think they are going out anymore. I believe he dropped out of school.

[mburbank]

Has anybody told you you're kind of a Tool?

[Perndog]

Or how bout a fool? Who drools? That's not cool. He's dumb as a mule. Why don't we just drown him in a pool. First, we'll call a guy named Raul who'll push in his stool. Then douse him in burning fuel. Or would that be too cruel? This flame war could keep up til Yule.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Perndog rules OAO drools