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Mockery · #1

I bought two big cans of grape "Juicy Juice" this past week. I already drank the first one, and today I noticed the expiration date on the second one. It expired in April of 2003. So obviously I didn't drink that one, but the first one is long gone and I think it's safe to assume that one expired back then too.

So yeah, if I die 'n stuff... who wants this web site? And furthermore, can one of you see to it that my mausoleum has an XM radio tuned into an 80's music station?

TeRRaNuSER · #2

i hope you go painfully.

Drev · #3

I'LL TAKE CHARGE!

I hope you don't have to have your stomach pumped.

TeRRaNuSER · #4

i once drank a can of soda that i found while changing the pipes under my house, it expired in the early 90s, it was delicious

AChimp · #5

I drank a 2L bottle of Orange Crush from 1986 once. It was completely flat, but was still surprisingly sweet. The sides of the bottle were imploding, though... :/

TeRRaNuSER · #6

mine was still fully carbinated 'wild cherry btw' and after washing the rust off of the top it was almost new, except for the faded logo of a company that has long since been bankrupt

FartinMowler · #7

If Boogie takes over this post would have been deleted like my "I ate a whole bottle of Olives" thread.

TeRRaNuSER · #8

OMG A WHOLE BOTTLE!! YOURE NOT SERIOUS, OMG WHAT WAS IT LIKE?

HickMan · #9

One time..I mean this time..I drank a can of beer and it was October 2003...and it expired October 2001

Cap'n Crunch · #10

I swear that I got some mayo today in those little packets at school, and it was like clear yellow. It was still cold too. I brought it up to the lunch lady and told her to taste it and she threw it out. She said that's the way it was made.

HickMan · #11

Lunch Lady minimock

I am Amingo · #12

what garbage can dida she use, Amingo is hungrey.

el yeeha :homeless

EverythingWillSuck · #13

I drank some expired OJ once.,

Tasted like bologna juice.

ultra perfect cell · #14

I'LL RULE IN YOU PLACE, ROG! I hope you don't die though, you're a great webmaster. Once, I drank this beer, and it expired in, like, 1998. Also, I had this ketchup pack, and it was green. I poured some sour milk in it and waited on week. I gave to my friend on, I think it was a Thursday and I told my friend it was cake icing. He's all like, "If it's cake icing, why in the FUCK does it say 'ketchup'?" and I said, "It was ketchup, but I cleaned it completley and added cake icing instead." Anyway, he ate it, and he threw up, like, 2 or 3 times in a row. He was out sick for 4 days.

the following day, he beat the shit out of me.

pissed off salesman · #15

If you wann vomit stuff up in a hurry just get the norfilk agent virus, ut's impossible to keep from puking!

ArrowX · #16

To day in art we fount this bottle of Crap labled Steel Glue(most like ley fro the kids in our AV calss's Drink commercial Assignment) Anyway it was like Black Paint, Red Powerade, and a little pad of steel Wool at the bottom and we tricked my friend into drinking some of it and by the end of the day he was all Dizzy and stuff....then my teacher threatened to kill me in one of his Drug unduced rages!

Comrade Rocket · #17

I bought sour milk at the store once. It was really gross and smelled bad, i would have horked but we were in RainbowBrites car and i did want him to crash.

executioneer · #18

i have a starwars episode 1 can of pepsi in my fridge and I'm saving it for when episode 3 comes out on DVD

-willie

ProfessorCool · #19

If there is a open casket at your funeral you must tell the undertake to put on your goggles and picklehat.

I had severe food posioning when i ate this 5 year old box of pizza rolls that lied in the back of my fridge.

They were green inside, but i was desperate.

pissed off salesman · #20

Or get teh cast of upright citizen's brigade as mourners.

SMN · #21

I will take it!! I know what it takes for this website to be good. I've surfed the main site since december 1999, have seen every written peice at least five times, I also started doing small message board stuff in July 2001. I quit for 2 1/2 years. I can do it!!!

U CAN COUNT ON ME!