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Old May 10th, 2005, 05:37 PM        Glowbelly Poetry
Would you read odes to you if we guys wrote them for you? Come on, am I right guys?!
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Old May 10th, 2005, 06:40 PM       
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Old May 11th, 2005, 11:44 AM       
actually, i might
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Old May 11th, 2005, 05:06 PM       
Anyone know a rhyme for "banana-clam"?
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Old May 11th, 2005, 06:13 PM       
is Roseannadanna close enough?
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Old May 12th, 2005, 04:46 PM       
I could tell by the moistening of her banana-clam
She was a big Rosanne Rosannadanna fan
Quoth Glowbelly, "It's always something.
Now take off your underthings!"
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Old May 12th, 2005, 09:18 PM       
banana-clam makes me think of ew.
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Old May 13th, 2005, 04:29 PM       
In that brief stanza, I was trying to convey the empowerment and independence of women both in the bedroom and in the board room. You, Glowbelly, are a shining example of the modern uber-woman.
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Old May 13th, 2005, 06:12 PM       
i feel like i'm being set up here
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Old May 14th, 2005, 06:56 AM       
Its a trap! RUN!!
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Old May 14th, 2005, 01:09 PM       
There once was a Glowbelly from Cleveland ....


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Old May 16th, 2005, 05:50 PM       
i live in pennsburg, pa now
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Old May 16th, 2005, 06:16 PM       
I don't know a rhyme for pennsburg, pa now!
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Old May 16th, 2005, 08:08 PM       
then maybe you should just stop writing this poetry and let rez write me haikus instead
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Old May 17th, 2005, 04:47 PM       
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Odes are rather tedious anyway.
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Old May 17th, 2005, 05:25 PM       
Fuck a rez haiku. I'll bring it:


Breakfast With You

Melting Pinkish Flesh
Dripping Down From Face To Table.
Care for cereal?

Japanese Snack Food

No Thanks, I'm Still Full.
Wasabi Out Of Your Ass?
Now You Are Talking!


Not Unless You Have Arms

Throw Me The Apple!
THROW THE FUCKIN APPLE BITCH!
Oh shit, yo! My bad.
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Old May 31st, 2005, 04:27 PM       
New boy in the world
He is wearning five class rings
History is revealed
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Old May 31st, 2005, 04:31 PM       
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Melting Pinkish Flesh
Dripping Down From Face To Table.
Care for cereal?
that's 5-8-5
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Old May 31st, 2005, 08:14 PM       
that is five - eight - five
I can never enjoy it
said haiku nazi
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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 06:10 AM       
Brain stolen from man
Rotting flesh in metal dome
Always I must kill
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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 04:39 PM       
The unspoken love
Weakened, your name shudders out
Juicy canteloupe
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Old Jun 5th, 2005, 11:54 AM       
i should really start
making recordings of these
here lovely haikus
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