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Old Dec 17th, 2007, 01:46 PM       
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My boyfriend went to Kodiak, Alaska, to his family for the holidays. I can't stand the horrible degradation of using a vibrator. I'm too proud to crawl to Alaska for sex with him.
Suck it up, Miss High and Mighty. You have some nerve calling vibrators "degrading". Millions of women use them, including yours truly, who hasn't have a boyfriend for three fucking years.

You have something against masturbation?
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Old Dec 17th, 2007, 11:21 PM       
so, um...could you...like...describe it for me...in detail....
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Old Dec 17th, 2007, 11:54 PM       
Still waiting to hear what makes vibrator usage so degrading.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 08:38 AM       
I have this picture in my head of Jeannette using a weasel with parkinsons as a vibrator....or some sort of epileptic beaver or something...
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 12:15 PM       
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I have this picture in my head of Jeannette using a weasel with parkinsons as a vibrator....or some sort of epileptic beaver or something...
I'm afraid my favorite toys are slightly more mundane than that.

http://www.mypleasure.com/Sex-Toy-Vi...sp?dept_id=708

http://www.mypleasure.com/Sex-Toy-Hi...&cat=SearchCat

http://www.mypleasure.com/Sex-Toy-Go...&cat=SearchCat
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 08:25 PM       
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okay, Jeanette...I'm intrigued...and more than a little aroused....
no, really...you haven't had a boyfriend in three years? You have a demanding job? School schedule? Inquiring minds want to know...
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