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http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/...s-party30.html
'Vengeance' swipes cake, eats it, too
August 30, 2004
A 6-foot-tall, 275-pound bearded man crashed a children's birthday party in Oak Forest, identified himself as "vengeance," then helped himself to a piece of cake, police said.
The incident occurred earlier this month at a home in the 14800 block of South Landings Lane in the south suburb, Deputy Police Chief Nick Sparacino said.
When the owner of the home asked the man who he was, the intruder replied, "I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman." Then the man went into the kitchen, cut a piece of birthday cake, took it into the living room and ate it.
After continued questioning by the homeowner, the man left the house and drove off in a red 1988 Cadillac.
Police haven't found the man yet and want to charge him with criminal trespass.
"I've been on the job 31 years and I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but nothing like this," Sparacino said.
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