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Spastic Colon · #1

I went to a complementary free showing for members of the Aerospace Eduction Center tonight. They were showing some shit called "Adventures in Coral" (okey dokey). The thing that caught my eye was the condition of the center's members. Everyone (excluding myself of course) was either morbidly obese or one foot in the grave, and some took a little of column A and a little of column B. There was no middle man (except the fat ones'children who were probably just cattle).

Why has the Imax center become a haven for the stereotypical American and his father? I can understand that the circulated air is a prime target for the tubby ones but why do they bring their fathers? And the old people who aren't forced to go there actually believe that the events in "1984" happened.

But I went for the free food.

phnompehn · #2

And that makes you a fat person.

AChimp · #3

I love to listen to old people complain about how Imax was too loud after the show.

Grandpa Jones · #4

Well it is very loud. You kids need the volume all the way up after blasting your hip rap in your head phones all day.

I go to a local cafe ever afternoon, and recently these kid bring their riffraff to the front of the place, saying curse words like it's a regular vocabulary and blasting their music. You know I can hear their headphones from inside the place? I used to enjoy drinking my coffee in peace and quiet.

Your generation needs some shaping up.

AChimp · #5

See?

Command Prompt · #6

I hate old people because they think they deserve respect just for fucking being old. What the shit is that? Any fucker can live a long time.

VolCanon · #7

Ya. We should cull the herds: Pattern murder of all people over 30.
That way we don't have to pay taxes for pension or Health Care

Roop Roop.

Of course when I'm old, you fog's better pay for my pension and Health Care.