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Guitar Woman · #1

I wanna be a chef. I realized that last night while substituting for Laura as the resident housewife because she was sick. I made an awesome leftover soup and I realized for the first time that cooking is fucking awesome and that I want to make a career out of it. I know I've got a long way to go and stuff but I'm convinced that cooking is the reason for my existance.

Pharaoh · #2

Good luck.

Guitar Woman · #3

I don't know you so you need to tell me if you are serious or if you are being sarcastic like a big dumb jerk

Pharaoh · #4

I am serious actually, although maybe slightly drunk, I'd like to be chef myself, I like cooking and it'd be great to make a living out of it.

Guitar Woman · #5

Oh in that case thanks for your encouragement

Staxeon · #6

Um...I wouldn't pay for leftover soup at a restaurant.

I made a bag of popcorn last night and decided I wanted to be Orville Redenbocker and start a major worldwide corn kernal conglomerate.

I'm sorry, I'm bitter and haven't had any coffee yet. Good luck with that.

glowbelly · #7

chefs work horrible hours.

i know lots of chefs! one of my bestest buds is a chef who has no sense of smell

oh and even though the hours suck, i've been told that there is no greater satisfaction than getting to the point where you run your own kitchen in your own restaurant with your own recipes and being successful.

so good luck.

6force · #8

i work in a restaurant and all the cooks there kinda hate being cooks. The chefs are alright but u can tell that deep down they hate being chefs too, altho they get to boss the cooks around. All a chef is is like a manager over cooks, so its kinda lonley and boring.

have you ever thought of working in a soup kitchen???

Kulturkampf · #9

Itis good to makegood tasting food.

You can do it.

DamnthatDavid · #10

SEE!!! GW understands where a women should be! In the fucking kitchen.

Seven Force · #11

And barefoot.

Sam · #12

And pregnant.

6force · #13

with 2 black eyes

ArrowX · #14

and doped up on anti-depressants

Big Papa Goat · #15

arrow x wins

DamnthatDavid · #16

It wasn't a contest.

GW, I think if you took a picture of yourself in the kitchen, only in a apron and chef hat, I would claim you to be the hottest women ever. On these boards.

Sam · #17

I would probably vomit.

GADZOOKS · #18

Glowbelly would still be hotter if she was 7 months pregnant and violently vomitting.

Big McLargehuge · #19

i know some chefs and they all hate their jobs

CaptainBubba · #20

I was a cook. It sucks balls. Rote memorization of how to prepare crappy frozen food and lots of cleaning. Fuck.

Terra · #21

Good luck GW. If your set to do it, and you really enjoy it nothing can stop you. At least you know now what you want to do rather than being forty or something and regretting the direction of your life.

Guitar Woman · #22

Why was this moved, it was kind of a personal philosophical thing so i think it should belong in the philosophy forum

also lol @ sexism

Girl Drink Drunk · #23

Considering the fact that after realizing that I am not cut out for game programing, I am happy that someone has found a calling or purpose. I really do wish you good luck on that