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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 12:20 AM       
Better watch your ass
Because when I feel like it
I can be a bitch


Wrote that when I was pissed at someone and used it as an away message. Joy.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 01:59 PM       
Class started today
Now I'm not so fucking bored
Loaded down instead

Homework already
One class all five days a week
Five pages assigned
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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 03:05 PM       
Radu The Handsome
sits home every goddamn night...
noone ever calls
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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 10:57 PM       
I called you today
But you were out having fun
Drinking at the bar

I was out drinking
Just a few minutes ago
But it wasn't fun

I need to go sleep
I'm about to fall over
There's more work to do

Don't forget to call
Tell Billie I said "Hello"
I'd like to tell her
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 03:15 PM       
Howdy slavemason!
Thanks for calling recently.
Billie sez 'Word Up'.

So... it's been five days-
No haikus from anyone
What's wrong you fuckers?!?
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 04:01 PM       
I hate goddamn flies
I hate these fucking tight pants
Smothering my balls

Today was a waste
DéjÃ*vu of more bullshit
I'll see tomorrow

I'll go and drink beer
I still hate these fucking pants
Give them to goodwill
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 04:30 PM       
those pants will not be
nearly as tight after you
cut off your penis
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 06:18 PM       
I had some pants once
Surely someone remembers
those pants I once had...

Even to this day
I recall those pants with pride
God Damn they were bright!

Bright orange that is -
Bright orange like prison pants
They were quite gaudy.

Gaudy = Cool
in my vocabulary
Well....... sometimes it does
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 02:17 PM       
I'm a really swell guy
Swelling
like of the ankles
that swell.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 02:58 PM       
Scott Baio must be
The worst fucking character
Ever to exist.

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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 02:08 PM       
Fowl play is afoot
Esuohlim gets his revenge
Tart instead of sweet
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 03:01 PM       
It's bee a long time
Since I last wrote a haiku
Man, I've still got it
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 04:18 PM       
This thread must have some
Kind of bad Hindu karma
It keeps coming back
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 06:51 PM       
I hope no one has
written this haiku yet yet
because i just did
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 09:09 PM       
Not even Rongi
Would claim such a turd his own
Your haiku blows blows
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 09:18 PM       
I like how
slavemason is constantly
bitching and moaning
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 09:24 PM       
It's a side effect
It comes from paying taxes
And reading the news
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 04:45 PM       
It comes from some
really bad burritos from
a Tijuana bar.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 11:46 AM       
Been dirty all week
It's time to take a shower
Smoke a bowl and eat
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 12:19 PM       
Scott Baio was a,
hilarious character.
You made him leave.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 08:07 PM       
mad emoticon
is not any syllable
as far as I know
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 09:09 PM       
willie just posted
the funniest haiku
ever in this thread
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 04:45 PM       
I do not live here.
Who in the hell is Willie?
How am I to know?
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 04:19 PM       
All of my hopes for
a quick, painless haiku death
have now been vanquished
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 05:30 PM       
This is finals week.
I do not want to study.
Please bring me a beer.
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