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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 08:47 AM       
Jesus christ, he's getting bigger! That reminds me, I need to send an INVITATION for you and cub and possibly your hubby to my wedding (we're trying to keep down numbers). <3
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 08:51 AM       
haha don't treat me as a guest. i'll just take the photos and hang out in the background...crying (tears of joy) and just because nobody is going to go back to see how cute my kid really is, i present him AGAIN:

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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 11:32 AM       
AWWWWW! What a happy little thing. My two year old refuses to smile for any picture, but she always smiles afterwards.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 11:33 AM       
HE'S BEEN TRAINED.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 12:22 PM       
Hey, Glow! Long time no see! I just recently reviewed "Like a Velvet Fist" in the weekly section, which I might never have read had you not recommended it so strongly.


and congratulations of your nuptials, there, MLE
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 12:50 PM       
that kid's got a big ol' head

i bet it's full of smarty brains
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 04:20 PM       
He also has a black eye with a small cut under it. Anyone know the child services number?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 04:22 PM       
dude for a kid his age he looks AMAZINGLY INJURY FREE
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 04:24 PM       
I'm not complaining, I'm all for beating the shit out of little kids.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 04:25 PM       
i agree with the AMAZINGLY injury free. i've visited them, and that kid just runs and runs and runs when he has energy :O
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 08:58 PM       
That is a very adorable rug rat!
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 06:34 AM       
he does have a black eye with a cut because he was standing on a chair eating his dad's birthday cake and the chair tipped over and he whacked himself somehow. we ended up in the emergency room AND HEY STYLISH GUY SHUT UP. I'M ALLOWED TO BEAT MY KID IF I WANT TO. HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO FALL DOWN. SO I GAVE HIM A BLACK EYE TO REMEMBER THAT IF FALLS AGAIN THAT IS WHAT COULD HAPPEN.

to the rest of you: thanks. he's fucking brilliant right now. he calls me FARTICUS and can count to 50.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:02 AM       
I can count to 100. So what?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:37 AM       
I run a day care center. Can I have him?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 11:50 AM       
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I can count to 100. So what?
he's 2. you're what? 12? i would expect that you could count past 100 by now.

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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 11:52 AM       
The classic taking a shot at someone who has already taken a shot at themselves while making a joke. Always a hoot.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 12:12 PM       
classic never goes out of style
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 03:54 PM       
Awwww. How well can he read?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:28 PM       
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he's 2. you're what? 12? i would expect that you could count past 100 by now.

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13, get it right.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:40 PM       
While we're still on the subject of very small people, here's mine. She looks sweet and innocent, but is plotting something even as we speak.

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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:40 PM       
One of these days I'll figure out how to resize these stupid things
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:45 PM       
in photobucket, right above the image is a resize button.... Silly monkey.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:59 PM       
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I really am. It just goes to show you how I am the queen of observation.
(thanks, btw.)
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:19 PM       
I think that Photobucket option resizes the image permanately though, not just for posting it.
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 12:16 AM       
It's too bad that we lose the power to shoot lightning from our fingers as we age.
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