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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 10:24 AM       
I have to admit, that's kinda handy.
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 10:33 AM       
I rent him out on the weekends for $5 bucks a pop.
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 10:34 AM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 11:40 AM       
I'm still skeptical. Show us a picture of her in your room / house / car / dinner.....anything. I'm sorry but you can't just post a picture of jail bait and say..."I banged her".....(praise me*)
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 11:52 AM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 11:54 AM       
It's not his job to find proof for you. You've got google; use it!
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 12:00 PM       
I don't take pictures of people when I go out on dates with them. That's really creepy, Coolie.
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 12:13 PM       
I'm fine if you don't believe me, not gonna make much of a difference to me. :3
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 12:24 PM       
I always find that bitches talk a big game, but then they are all "YOU RAPED ME" and "I'M PRESSING CHARGES".
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 12:28 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 12:38 PM       
Coolie is still in high school.
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 12:45 PM       
Why did you quote those? Now I have to see them again.
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 01:13 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 03:48 PM       
everybody cooooool out

whoever locked this, don't do that again

i re-merged the threads because they're relevant

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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 03:52 PM       
Zhukov if I have any advice for you at all it's to take chances.




And keep your dick wrapped.
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 03:55 PM       
my advice is "measure twice, cut once"
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 03:57 PM       
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 02:45 AM       
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Man, I absolutely love you guys. I read this thread 3 days ago and decided I'd give OkCupid a shot.

I met and then proceeded to bang this girl.



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I think bill and i met this chick last night
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 02:57 AM       
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 10:57 AM       
After I have sex with a lady I prefer to keep her photo to myself when I am bapping one out later on. It makes it more private and sensual.
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 11:30 AM       
Kinda hard to keep pictures they post on myspace to yourself, bud. :D
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 11:39 AM       
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Old Jul 27th, 2010, 11:03 PM       
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