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Old May 19th, 2005, 02:15 AM        NEW SHORT: 'Mystery Grab Bags for Boys & Girls!'
If you've ever been in a dollar store, you might've seen their mystery grab bags. Well our local dollar shop actually has mystery grab bags that are actually catered to the gender of kids!


NEW SHORT: "Mystery Surprise Grab Bags for Boys and Girls!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/grabbag

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Old May 19th, 2005, 06:11 AM       
Phew. For a moment I was afraid this whole piece would be a picture of Proto standing in the street and pointing to his pants pockets.
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Old May 19th, 2005, 12:55 PM       
My mother once bought one of those, and I was telling her how bad of an idea it was the whole time we were waiting in line to pay. She ended up with a few candles, some chalk, and a decorative celluloid bag.
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Old May 19th, 2005, 01:40 PM       
maybe the pink was for metrosexual boys?
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Old May 19th, 2005, 05:44 PM       
i bought one of those once it had some random candy, one minituare remote controlled car and two cans of silly string. I had also bought two plastic swords that made electronic slashing noises when swung
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Old May 19th, 2005, 06:04 PM       
Some kid in my last home town got food-poisoning from one of those grab-bag candies last year.
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Old May 19th, 2005, 06:06 PM       
I once got a Europe music cassette and a plastic neckchain in one of those.
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Old May 20th, 2005, 01:00 AM       
I got a porcelin duck statue in a slightly pricier one, once.
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Old May 20th, 2005, 02:35 AM       
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Old May 20th, 2005, 10:26 AM       
Dude, I was in that kooky store! I actually bought a Skippy peanut butter candy bar, which I later regretted.
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Old May 20th, 2005, 01:38 PM       
That candy bar was from 1987 man :x
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Old May 20th, 2005, 06:28 PM       
You could sell them to vintage candy collectors~
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Old May 20th, 2005, 06:50 PM       
I was born in 1987!

give me the candy bar! lol.
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Old May 21st, 2005, 11:31 PM       
I wish I had a dollar store near me that sold mystery grab bags..... they don't sell much in the one near me. They basically only sell " Cheese flavored crunchy puffs" and baked beans... but the baked beans are name brand ... o0o they are going high class on me.
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Old May 22nd, 2005, 03:25 AM       
Awww, c'mon, Dollar stores aren't that bad! I found one that was selling some jelly beans that were partially made of fruit juice. I think they were gourmet jelly beans since I've never heard of them before and their packagings was a slender pouch, the kind of pouch used by Planters peanuts.

Also, one of my brothers found a package of Reese's cups that didn't have any food coloring for the peanut butter center. It may have been the Canned Grover's Outlet or whatever the poor people call them, but it's the same thing!
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Old May 22nd, 2005, 03:26 AM       
A dollar store around here had clothing rejected from Rave because the tags were printed upside down. They were pleather pants and shit. I should have loaded up.
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