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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:07 PM       
Oh, P.S. Dingus. When I'm on radio shows you can stream on the net, and I have some nice lead time, say an hour and a half, I let folks know so they can listen in. You might try it, what with you having YOUR OWN FRIGGIN' WEB SITE!
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:16 PM       
I did well at school.
I didn't get pregnant.
I don't drink do drugs or have a social life.
I can't afford to go to University (College?)
I work 15 hour shifts for $AU10 an hour, and I am exhausted (You can empathise can't you Vince?).

I still can't afford to buy new shoes.

Man I'm a lazy fuck. :/
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:40 PM       
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What is the legendary truth behind the time you defended your family, which you later defined to be anybody, with weapons?
You must have missed that thread, Mr. Burbank. Vinth used a butterknife to fend off an angry Chinese restaurant owner when he was 12. Vinth's dad was a "big" fellow, and he took "all you can eat" quite seriously.

According to his account, it was quite the harrowing experience... the angry owner yelling about health regulations and the necessity of taking a new plate at each trip to the buffet... young Vinth, brandishing the utensil, mouthing off about dirty immigrants not speaking English in between leering glances at the owner's daughter... his father stuffing his fat face with tiger prawns... his mother surgically removing meat from the chicken bones and filling her grocery bag-lined purse...
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Old May 31st, 2003, 08:35 AM       
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Where is your submarine letter?
What is the name of the medical condition your own Mother the Nurse can't remember that kept you out of the army?
What is the legendary truth behind the time you defended your family, which you later defined to be anybody, with weapons?
So maybe you blathered on a nationally syndicated radio show. But you are the E-boy who cried E-wolf and if you said your hair was brown I be inclined to think you were lying. That is, after all, what liars mostly do.

1. Like I said before, it got tossed out. It wasn't that big of a deal in the first place. I don't why your Christ killer mind can't understand that, but please try.
2. It's called hives. I get it due to extreme temp change. Is it that hard to comprehend.
3. NOYB


I have answerd this time and time before, and I'm quite sick of doing so.
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Old May 31st, 2003, 08:39 AM       
"I have answerd this time and time before, and I'm quite sick of doing so."

Maybe you could answer new and exciting questions? Questions that, while they may look difficult, are easy when you have a huge dick and massive brain power.
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Old May 31st, 2003, 10:24 AM       
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2. It's called hives. I get it due to extreme temp change. Is it that hard to comprehend.
No it's not, Turny McSpinaround. I'm too lazy to look up the quote, but I distinctly remember you telling Chojin that it wasn't hives, just a condition similar to it.
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Old May 31st, 2003, 10:37 AM       
Vinth is stealing material from the "Big Book of Jew Jokes". lagarism
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Old May 31st, 2003, 12:34 PM       
I also seem to remember Vince saying that his ancestry is Italian, which means HIS people are the ones who killed Christ, not Burbank's. You know, since Christ was a Jew and Burbank (if I recall) said he comes from a line of Russian Jews, and I don't think the Russians were really hanging around Christ at the time...but what do I know, I regularly disagree with Vince, so I'm obviously misinformed.
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Old May 31st, 2003, 02:13 PM       
I was wrong, FS. I can be wrong, ya know.
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Old May 31st, 2003, 06:13 PM       
You excel at it.
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 01:13 AM       
Touching back on an earlier note, people who are poor and werent just born into a poor famiily have no one to blame but themselves.

They made mistakes time and again, they have no use to society at all.

If people like that are going to be soaking up the taxpayers money and giving nothing back, then they should be lit on fire to die in front of thier family, because they are useless.

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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 06:50 AM       
And sick people too! When they stop serving use to society, GAS EM.

Old people too.

And the handicapped.

And kids!

And women!
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:28 PM       
Especially handicapped. Parking space takin' mofos.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 02:58 PM       
I forgot non-caucasian races. Who the fuck needs a pygmy?
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 04:20 PM       
The mythic submarine Letter: I bring it up as a prime example of you bragging about something inconsequential nd not beng able to back it up.

The hives: I bring it up as an example of a lie so tangled that you can't even recall what you have said and what you haven't.

The weapons: A lie you know better than to get into at all.

All in all, you have no credability.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 08:59 AM       
Max, prove I have no credability.


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Exactly, no matter how much you try, you can't. You can go only by what I say on this message board. What's that? Do you hear that? It's the sound of your head and thus your argument deflating. Like I said before, I am not out to prove anything to anyone here. I am out to have a good time.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 09:22 AM       
Max obviously forgot with whom he was dealing and omitted a word from that sentence. You have no credibility here. Nobody here puts any stock in anything you say. I'm sure 99% of people would've understood what Max meant, but we're dealing with the dark gray crayon that somehow snuck into the box of neon crayons taking the expression "not the brightest crayon in the box" to a whole new level.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 10:24 AM       
Hee hee.

Vinth. You might not have noticed, but on a message board all you are is what you post. Same on a web site, in this case your own.

You're falling back on your old (though admittedly brilliant) "So what? I don't care!" argument.

It's painfully obvious you do care. But if you're only out to have a good time on the net, I say bravo. Me too. And you make my time fun, you simple, shaved, hydrocephallic squirrell monkey.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 10:32 AM       
I find it disturbing that Vinth counts spreading hate on the Internet as "a good time."
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Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 10:57 AM       
Chimp, show me the "hate" i spread. Please, good examples.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 11:10 AM       
I find from your posts that you hate Jews, the poor, Socialists, 'Liberals', Canada and mburbank.

"socialist fool"
"Christ Killer"
" lock-step socalist idiots"
"But you are canadian, so talking shit and doing nothing is pretty much you trade, eh?"
"big liberal idiot"
"Any other country that is a threat gets the same shit done to them."



Also, the thoughts that you spread like a virus, make me hate you.

Hence, the "Hate Spreading".
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Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 11:23 AM       
I don't hate jews, I just dont like Max.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 11:57 AM       
Ah. Well, then, mocking my culture is a very effective way to taunt me and not 'spread hate'. Sort of like when you talk about 'immigrants' who can't 'keep their legs shut' which I guess is some sort of slam at Chimp.

Actually, I don't think Vinth does hate Jews in particular. His use of anti semitic language is more reflective of his lack of immagination than any ingrained racism. His inability to understand that 'actions have consequences' and that his choice of insults makes him appear to be antisemitic makes him a either a hypocrite or just a big idiot, depending on if you see him as stupid or borderline retarded.

No, as I've said before, Vince is no racist, he's just a very dumb person brimming with free floating, general hatred, which he spreads every which way. Imagine a malfunction lawn sprinkler attached to a leeching field instead of a water main, and you'll get the general idea.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 12:42 PM       
Amzingly enough, I am supposed to be an idiot but you have not found a suitable place for me and you to take part in a debate with an fair, balanced and neutral setting as our arena.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 12:58 PM       
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Amzingly enough, I am supposed to be an idiot but you have not found a suitable place for me and you to take part in a debate with an fair, balanced and neutral setting as our arena.
What?! I don't think I understand what you mean. What do you mean by: "but you have not found a suitable place for me" in the middle of that sentence?
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