I have a leak. YAY!

[James]

Sitting here watching TV.

Pt... pt... pt...

What is that noise?

Pt... pt... pt

Why is the top of my air conditioner wet?

*lift up window shade*

ptptptptptptpt

OH SHIT!

So, at the top of my window, there is water dripping through, at 2am. In the middle of the cold winter night, melted snow/ice is coming through the siding down in my window, into my room.

So I ended up using a cut-up pie plate to catch the water, and drip it behind my front window, in front of my back window, and down to the outside. I originally tried a floppy... which is now sitting between my windows where I cannot get it.

Then is started dripping out of a second place, in the corner of the top of the window. But it stopped now.

And now the water dripping down the window is freezing, making a crystal waterfall of ice. And I'll be up all night watching my window and praying that nothing else happens. So if anyone wants to have an all-night party, lemme know.

[MrAdventure]

I HAVE TWO LEAKS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FUCKING BEDROOM CEILING

FUCKING FLAT ROOF THAT I'VE BEEN PATCHING FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS

[James]

It's a fucking bitch, no? You gotta wait for the snow to melt away, so you can actually get up there and patch it.

In the morning, me and my dad are going to rip the gutter off, because that's the source of the problem (I hope). Since the snow is melting off the roof, and the gutter is frozen with a hump of ice, all the water goes between the roof and gutter, into the siding, and down my window.

[CastroMotorOil]

It can also majorly damge your roof if the water makes it far under the shingles. not fun at all.

[MrAdventure]

WE ONLY GET RAIN HERE SO THE LEAK IS MORE PROMINENT LOL

ONE IS COMING FROM A LIGHT FIXTURE AND THE OTHER IS A FOOT LONG CRACK, SO I USE A SALAD BOWL

[James]

That sucks. Hopefully you'll catch a break with some dry weather soon.

Anyway, I just had two drumsticks of fried chicken and I'm watching Tomcats. So things are looking up.

[LegoLars]

those damn sanity effects. have you tried cheating?

[Matt Harty]

I thought they made glues for this kind of thing...

[sadie]

are you people living in flophouses or what?

[Matt Harty]

Some things just fixing once in a great while. Doesn't always mean the house is crappy.

[sadie]

will you please shut up, loafboy? thanks.

[Matt Harty]

Wait until you need toast...

[sadie]

don't toss me innuendos, you perv.

[Matt Harty]

And I was just about to rape you...

[sadie]

i should warn you i've finely honed claws and absolutely no reservation about using them to rip the flesh from your slowly extinguishing frame.

[Protoclown]

YOU HAVE A LEAK OMG IS IT IN YOUR BRAIN LOL

[Matt Harty]

Thanks for the warning!



Bend over...

[LegoLars]

OMFG WHATS YOU A/S/L, SADIE?

[sadie]

OMG OMG ASL ASL LOLOL