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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 10:10 PM       
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And let’s not forget it came out AFTER FF IV (Or II or whatever), which is a much better game.
what's your logic behind this
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 10:12 PM       
It's got good music
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Old Jan 10th, 2008, 12:20 AM       
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what's your logic behind this


Like it or not, Mystic Quest is a Final Fantasy, and after FFIV most gamers (Myself included) were expecting the next one to be just as good or better.
Sure, it was supposed to be an RPG for beginners but they overdid it.

I donít remember the music though.
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Old Jan 10th, 2008, 12:55 AM       
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the best part of that barrel in sonic 3 was that everytime i rented the game as a kid all the save files were stuck on that level
Haha this is absolutely true
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Old Jan 11th, 2008, 01:02 AM       
I'm one of the people that got stuck on the barrel

Seriously, it's never explained and never used again. The fact that the door LOCKS BEHIND YOU is proof enough for me that the room is a deathtrap.
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Old Jan 11th, 2008, 01:53 AM       
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  • Maximum Carnage (SNES)
This game was ridiculous fun back in my day, and beating it was nearly impossible unless you had a cheat device. Never mind even mentioning Green Jelly playing two whole 16-bit butt-rock songs on it.

As for strategy guides, the FF9 one sucked, but they also made ones for Pokemon Snap and Dragon Ball Z: The Legacy of Goku. it's amazing how they'll concoct guides for the stupidest games.
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Old Jan 11th, 2008, 03:07 AM       
oh FUCK that barrel
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Old Jan 11th, 2008, 10:48 AM       
Man some of you really suck at video games. Maximum carnage was never one of the impossible to beat games.
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Old Jan 11th, 2008, 03:47 PM       
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Man some of you really suck at video games. Maximum carnage was never one of the impossible to beat games.
People think this game and the Spawn game for SNES were some sort of conspiracy to make people hate games.
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 04:56 PM       
Is Mystic Quest the one that was made for kids to be introduced to RPG's?
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 05:57 PM       
I always activate the debug mode to get past that god damned barrel.
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 02:28 AM       
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Is Mystic Quest the one that was made for kids to be introduced to RPG's?
Yes.

And what do you mean Maximum Carnage isn't impossible to beat? It's long as hell.
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 06:22 AM       
1. Alex Kidd in Miracle World - SMS I HATE THAT BITCHASS ALEX, Very hard Game
2. Super Mario Sunshine - GC I can pull better mario games out of my ass
3. Tom and Jerry Series - Any Console A pile of crapform excuse me platform games
4. Duke Nukem - GBC A fucked up unbearable to play transfer from the msdos game
5. Pokemon - DS I just cant believe how I managed to have fun with this snoozefest a few years ago, the battles are the most boring experience known to humankind.
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 06:28 AM       
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Yes.

And what do you mean Maximum Carnage isn't impossible to beat? It's long as hell.
It seems like just yesterday that I was beating those fat guys until I realized that I had to die to progress. Maybe you just suck.
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 09:29 AM       
Guys, how did we miss Ghouls and Ghosts?
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 03:08 PM       
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3. Tom and Jerry Series - Any Console A pile of crapform excuse me platform games
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 09:04 PM       
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Guys, how did we miss Ghouls and Ghosts?
Because, for some reason, older gamers seem to love difficulty levels that are the video-game equivalent to being sodomized with a rusty razor.
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 10:42 AM       
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I liked Mystic Quest.
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Like it or not, Mystic Quest is a Final Fantasy, and after FFIV most gamers (Myself included) were expecting the next one to be just as good or better.
Sure, it was supposed to be an RPG for beginners but they overdid it.

I donít remember the music though.
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Is Mystic Quest the one that was made for kids to be introduced to RPG's?
Oh yeah, but I dug it. It's nothing too impressive but it works on a number of levels. I remember playing it and enjoying the simplicity of it. I think it's one of the few RPGs that I actually liked playing over and over. Not challenging, but fun as all hell.

[quote=Kenster102.5;520229]1. True Crime: New York City (XBOX) - So fucking glitchy, it was rushed out of development, and no one likes rushed games that clones GTA, not even the NYPD Media Unit would give them any trademark rights for use of their name, so it says PDNY and a little peice of paper disclamer to not be related to NYPD.

I'd go as far to say that both True Crime games were pretty badly made. The controls are so far out of whack that it beggars belief to think that someone would play this game for more than a hour before giving up. All the neat car tricks, the precision shooting, various other aspects like catching criminals are all pretty badly handled. Nothing says 'no fun' like trying to pull all these car tricks only to end up flying backwards into oncoming traffic. Someone should have hired Rockstar into working a few more months on the controller handling alone. And this is ignoring the whole 'no real map' thing that turns a perfectly done sandbox game into 'just follow this to this and admire the blurred scenery' game. And what was the deal with the highways? You could play the whole game without getting onto one. It was essentially pointless and this become very clear when San Andreas came out and kicked all sorts of ass.

And the less said about TC: NYPD, the better. Talk about a wasted opportunity to fix some issues. Instead, the whole thing takes a backseat to the Driver game series.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 06:54 AM       
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Because, for some reason, older gamers seem to love difficulty levels that are the video-game equivalent to being sodomized with a rusty razor.
Ghouls and Ghosts, Super Mario Bros the Lost Levels, Battletoads Oh my god those games are so entertaining and painfully difficult that you feel like starring in a snuff - s/m movie. ((Yes I know, My comparison sucks))
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 10:40 AM       
5. Final Fantasy 8 (PSX)
4. Friday the 13th (NES)
3. Brainlord (SNES)
2. Zelda: Majora's Mask
1. World of Warcraft
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 11:16 AM       
I'm one of the few people on earth who still has a Philips CD-I.

So, my #1 choice is Zelda: Faces of Evil. I can't believe i have such a shitty game. It's laying in my basement somewhere. Guess i'll sell it for 2 cents.

I also hate WoW because... i don't know. I just don't like it.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 05:36 PM       
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2. Super Mario Sunshine - GC I can pull better mario games out of my ass
I never understood the amount of hate this game got. Sure, it wasn't the best game in the series, but it's not like it was a complete piece of shit.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 05:42 PM       
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Willow on the NES is the only situation where the game was superior to the movie.
Well, if you're not Japanese you may not be familiar with Sweet Home, but the Famicom game is a great survival-horror RPG (although for some reason I keep forgetting about it whenever I post in favorites NES games/scary games/whatever, even though at another forum I use the cameraman for my avatar). The movie is MST3K material.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 05:57 PM       
I'll buy faces of evil from you if you still have the original case.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 07:21 PM       
I don't know what you're talking about, the CD-i Zeldas are some of the most entertaining things I've ever seen.
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