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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 12:23 AM        Thongs
So for a practicle joke some friends and I bought thongs at Target (where I work) on clearance for 1.71, and we dirty danced around some people. Those things are the most uncomfortable form of an undergarment ever. How the fuck do girls wear those?
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 12:25 AM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 12:32 AM       
no, they're still really uncomfortable despite that.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 12:49 AM       
Because girls like to get offended when they catch you staring at their asses, even though their "hip hugger" pants are almost to their knees and the only way to solve the problem is pulling their skin-tight shirts down instead of pulling their pants up.

yeah, that's it
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 12:55 AM       
I dont think girls should get offended by us looking at their thongs because it is a triangle facing down, much like an arrow, and our eyes cant help but to follow the arrow, its common pschyology.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 12:56 AM       
If girls get offended at being looked at while wearing hip-huggers or tight shirts or thongs, then they're stupid.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 01:40 AM       
That or they are fed up because guys that look like you are oogling them instead of the ones they really dressed up sexy for.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 01:43 AM       
The girl part of your brain is stupid c
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 01:52 AM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 07:43 AM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 10:13 AM       
Maybe girls should stop wearing underwear.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 10:20 AM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 11:27 AM       
Chimp, you're disgusting. You also have atrocious taste in "underwear" and girls.

The rest of you. Come the fuck on... I mean, really. Quit.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 11:42 AM       
They're bikinis.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 11:45 AM       
I don't like thongs. They're not as sexy as panties, which some in a zillion varieties of awesomeness.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 11:54 AM       
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I also think panties are sexier. Women's white lengere (sp) with the frillies give me a funny feeling
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 12:04 PM       
I never wear thongs. I can't imagine having whats essentially a permenent wedgie all day. Besides, they make you more prone to yeast infections. I'll take a nice set of silky panties over those damn things any day.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 12:06 PM       
Panties? Who would wear panties on their feet? I prefer sandals myself.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 12:20 PM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 02:32 PM       
I didn't like wearing them at first, but then I got used to them and I can't wear anything else. Besides, I can't stand underwear lines on my ass.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 02:52 PM       
I feel your pain.


I have always been a fan of the thongs of thinatra.

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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 05:53 PM       
Fat people shouldn't wear thongs, Missfit
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 06:04 PM       
Thanks Jeanette :/ everytime I look at a magazine with a beautiful Brazilian girl in a thong I'm going to thing "Yeast infection"
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 06:14 PM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 06:54 PM       
Chimp, why is that emoticon ejaculating on the poor frowny face?
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