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Old Dec 18th, 2004, 11:59 PM        NEW SHORT: "THE STAR WARS CHRISTMAS ALBUM!"
Here it is. The absolute WORST Christmas album in the history of Christmas albums. BEHOLD:


NEW SHORT: "THE STAR WARS CHRISTMAS ALBUM!"
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 12:03 AM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 12:06 AM       
damn, some store I used to work at a few years ago had the "what do you get a wookie for christmas" song on the holiday muzak, was played every two hours. I think it drove customers away every time it came on,
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 12:07 AM       
God Dammit, that was a dirty trick
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 12:12 AM       
Wow, that was dismal.

I guess Anthony Daniels was the only one desperate enough for work to do this thing. It's not like they would have chosen C-3PO out of all the characters to be the main singer. At least I hope not.
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 12:13 AM       
Still, somewhere there is a Star Wars nerd who holds this record as one of his greatest possessions. Probably listening to it right now....
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 12:14 AM       
OOOH AGONY

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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 12:16 AM       
THE ODDS OF CHRISTMAS BEING CHRISTMAS...
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 12:18 AM       
"THAT NOISE IS SINGING, YOU SILLY BUCKET."
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 12:20 AM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 12:20 AM       
Ok, that was the worst shite ever. And that is something coming from a guy who spent 12 years listening to catholic school choirs in school.
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 12:27 AM       
there is absolutely no reason why this album should exist. it's so bad that it could actually physically harm you just by listiening to it. i just wanna die when i listien to it. i just want to die so much
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 12:39 AM       
i probably think that since George Lucas has denied that the "Star Wars Christmas Special" existed. i think he may deny this abomination's existence as well. but at least i know what to do with these: multiple copies of Star Wars Christmas Album (depends on the bid that was placed on Ebay) + a BB gun that was recieved as a christmas present (for the one who bought you the gun, the price of the BB gun also depends as well) + a friend who can throw a frisbee quite well (well you get friends rather than buying them) = having fun with something you hate (priceless)
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 12:47 AM       
you shut the FUCK UP. you dont know what pain is until you've heard that entire album. i dont want any of you rape victims/burn victims bitching. this is the ultimate pain. now unless you were raped/burned while this album was on, god save your soul, you have nothing to complain about.
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 12:52 AM       
I had somebody come into Best Buy where I work and ask me for this album... I shed a single tear for this poor man.
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 05:12 AM       
I think I read something recently about how Lucas didn't want networks to air the Star Wars Christmas Special anymore because it ruins the mood of the new movies or makes a joke of Star Wars or something, and how much I just wanted to slap him in the face.

It seems somehow appropriate that he wouldn't get to work on getting THIS banned from existence, as its quality nicely compliments that of Episodes 1 and 2.
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 07:20 AM       
I liked it!
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 10:56 AM       
Nothing angers a Wookiee more than misspelling Wookiee.

And those songs are terrible.
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 11:02 AM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 11:06 AM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 01:27 PM       
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I love this.
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 01:39 PM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 09:15 PM       
MAY THIS MUSIC BRING YOU, YOUR FRIENDS, AND YOUR FAMILIES MUCH HOLIDAY GLEE!
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 09:20 PM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 03:52 AM       
I got 20 seconds into song 4 before I had to stop it :<
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