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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 04:30 AM        Flying Shark Vs. Flying Crocodile
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 10:37 AM       
Flying Shark and Flying Crocodile are going to duke it out. I'm putting my bet on crocodile because he seems to have developed humanoid arms and legs on top of having wings.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 12:57 PM       
Glad someone posted this, cuz after watching Adult Swim this past weekend I was dying to know whether or not it's going to be a real show. If it is going to be real, I can't fucking wait.

I'd have to go with the shark because I love sharks and they seem much more menacing than a lowly croc.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 01:07 PM       
BTW, for those of you who know nothing about this, here are the two characters:




Man, I have to make that shark my new avatar haha.

More info about the week-long event can be seen here:
http://animationinsider.net/article....&topic_id=8778
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 01:14 PM       
This better fucking be released on DVD so I can see it too.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 01:23 PM       
This should've been on Wrestlemania.

GO SHARK! He has a damn jet pack on! Jet pack > natural wings

Though the croc had more experience with real flying.

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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 01:26 PM       
Crocodiles can breathe air. I don't care what kind of breathing aid the shark has, real lungs are a major advantage.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 01:41 PM       
The shark has friggin' arms man, I think it's safe to say that both of these creatures are "super mutants" in their own right. I have a feeling the shark has adapted to breathing air, just as he has learned how to build a jetpack. And the fact that he figured out how to build one suggests that he's quite the intelligent shark.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 01:48 PM       
i thought it was just an undisputable fact that shark beats crocodile like rock busts scissors... the flying-mutant part would just make it more fun to watch.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 01:48 PM       
Do you think the shark could shoot lazers? Hell, if he could build a jetpack, who knows where his technological advancements may stop!
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 01:56 PM       
it's such a toss-up, but flying crocodile has legs, and will ninja-kick his way to victory
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 02:04 PM       
The croc can grab the shark with its legs and pulverize it with the fists. I think the shark is basically defenseless.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 02:10 PM       
if the croc tried to hold the shark at any time, his flesh would be ripped from the bone by row after row of flesh rending razor sharp teeth.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 02:40 PM       
Sharks don't have necks, so I doubt he could lean over and bite something that is anywhere other than directly in front of him.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 02:41 PM       
With all of the equipment I doubt the sharks head has that kinda range of motion.


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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 02:45 PM       
:/ their entire body is a freaking neck.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 03:16 PM       
Crocs also have problems raising their jaws after biting down. While they have a powerful bite, they literally have no strength in opening their mouths again once closed. That's why you see even the largest crocs having their mouths held shut by the bare hands of regular people.

Try holding the jaws of a shark shut and see where it gets ya.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 03:20 PM       
The shark is much more chic than the crocodile, and I stand behind style.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 03:33 PM       
The croc has freaking legs, lungs that breath air, and real wings. All it would have to do is break the shark's jet pack/breathing device and he'll win. No contest, the Croc would win.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 03:52 PM       
There is nothing to suggest that the shark has an artificial breathing apparatus. Furthermore, I personally do not see what the big deal is about having legs. It's just a couple more appendages waiting to be snapped off by the shark's mighty jaws.

Shark vs. Crocodile... shark wins. it just does. this is making me angry like when I think about the fact that people actually voted for G. W. Bush.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 04:14 PM       
I think this is a parody of something they're doing on discovery. These guys are building a robot crocodile and a robot shark and they're going to have them fight eachother.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 05:16 PM       
well it is suggested crocs have a higher tolerance to illness and infection, not to mention the ability to sustain huge surface wounds. The crocs wings are more fragile than the sharks rocket pack, but the rocket pack is vulnerable to mechanical failure. Now crocs have more experince with moving around on land even though they are built more for swimming... will this be a factor on speed and agility? because sharks have zero land time. Unless shark plans to defeat croc with air attacks.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 05:25 PM       
wow mother earths creatures on 'roids! which homosexual came up with this idea??
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 05:46 PM       
you can vote on the adult swim site

i voted for flying alligator twice
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 06:42 PM       
What about...Flying Gorilla?
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