Nov 3rd, 2004, 01:18 PM
England, Canada, Netherlands or some shit.... what are all you foreigners talking about? YOU DONT GET TO VOTE FOR OUR PRESIDENT. I know your countries are small and don't really have a large influence on the world (England excepted) but we, too, started as a small and insignificant country. Only through hard work, and a rigid capitalist belief system, have we gotten as far as we have. You should all focus on how to make money for yourselves and vote in your own leaders, rather than worry about the "idiots" over here in our little country. First off, Canada..... please rebuild your military and healthcare systems. Also, in today's "world environment," shouldn't we be past voting on issues such as secession. Can't all your provinces get along?
Let me help each of you. Take this message back to your people and perhaps your countries can become independent:
Canada
You must leave room in your budget for a military. I know it has to be embarrassing to be the only civilized nation in history whose military went bankrupt.
Socialized healthcare WILL NOT WORK. Don't believe that? Look at Norway, England, and nearly every other country in Europe. You must privatize your healthcare, and spend money on research and development. Go compare statistics on the average wait tim for a standard procedure... say a hip replacement. Good luck.
You must eliminate envy of America in your culture and try to find your own identity and culture. By propmoting the positives of living in America's shadow, you may be able to capture some of its' financial drain off, and rebuild that military!
Stop coming here for jobs, and stop coming for vacation. All you do at that point is feed the pig. I don't know what to do with ALL of this money we have.
Netherlands (or whatever generic Euro-crap pseudo country you are from FS)
STOP trying to meld Europe into some type of financial force. France will eventually destroy the euro. Look at their numbers. They have not met minimum requirements once since the inception.
STOP going to the rave and try and eat some meat sometimes instead of whatever the hell you sickly looking people eat. Adopt English as your primary language. This will help you in furthering your financial gains in your very own brand new INDEPENDENT (you may have to consult Webster's Dictionary) country.
STOP having mock elections for president's of other countries. This is counter-productive. You must spend this time fighting off the socialist EU Conststution that is about to be shoved up you unsuspecting collective asses.
Europe has too many problems to address - conquer these small steps, and I'll give you three more.
England
Stick to music and comedy. We like you more that way. Maybe I'll put together a list of British voters and have people call them at their homes. Perhaps a tip list of how to speak to a limey might help some American's get their mesage through on how to influence your government.
STOP taxing everything, you will never redistribute your money equally once France and the Euro take it all from you. Don't you still actually have money? If so, why in God's name would you give it to France. You used to have balls.
Last but not least, let's get past the American Revolution. We won. We are bigger, richer, and much much more powerful. Praise your Prime Minister for cooperating with us (tip: he chose correctly)... and ditch the monarchy crap already. Is there any purpose in that nowadays. Moving on to real government, do you still wear wigs in the House of Lords?
In closing, together, we can all become our own countries with our own interests and economies. We can each vote in our own leaders.... and maybe even make a buck or two while we're at it. Now you kids have work to do. Off you go.
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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