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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 01:14 PM        Dr. Atkins Dies
Where's his diet now? Huh? HUH?

All his planning and his work means NOTHING, when you can fall down, hit your head, be in a coma for weeks, and eventually die.

Now if he ate like a pig, I'm sure his bloated fatty tummy would have absorbed most of the impact from when he fell, and he'd still be alive today.
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 03:37 PM       
Was there a point to that, catloaf? Or was the URL just so long to type that you didn't feel like adding a comment anymore?
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 06:17 PM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 08:50 PM       
What an ironic death.

Well, from Jamesman's point of view it was.

And are you fat or something Matt?
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 09:39 AM       
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 10:27 AM       
I don't see why everyone is bringing this guy's death up and acting like it's ironic (I'm assuming you were being sarcastic Esuohlim). I mean, the guy was 72. Whatever diet shit he preached aside, HE WAS FUCKING OLD. OLD PEOPLE DIE.
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 11:39 AM       
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 04:05 PM       
EVERYONE KNOWS THE LYRICS TO THE SONG "IRONIC" ARE ACTUALLY NOT IRONIC AT ALL.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID NOT MAKE A CHARACTER TO RIDE THE WAVE OF THAT ANCIENT, ANCIENT JOKE.
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