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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 03:11 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 03:31 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 03:53 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 03:54 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 05:04 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 05:42 PM       


Dardanus megistos
Red hermit crab

Hermit crabs vary quite considerably in size and color, from the blue-legged hermits from Singapore and the tiny thumbnail-sized species commonly shipped from the Caribbean to the giant Aniculus maximus, which has attractive golden yellow legs but is a fearsome predator that will devour anything that comes within reach of its powerful claws. D. megistos is one of the largest species, with fist-sized specimens by no means uncommon.
Unlike most crabs, the hermit crab's abdomen extends out from the body, with no hard protective shell on the rear. It protects itself by taking over the shells of various univalve molluscs-often by eating the previous and rightfull owner. Despite the weight of some of these shells, hermit crabs are very active climbers and their inquisitive nature endears them to many hobbyists. However they have very catholic tastes and a large hermit, such as D. megistos, is capable of causing considerable within a well-stocked living-reef aquarium. They are useful scavengers, however, particularly in tanks with sizeable fishes, but will rarely fit into the average aquarium set-up.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 06:22 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 06:32 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 06:41 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 06:42 PM       
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i had half a coke left but then i went into town for a while and i bought a coke at arby's but by the time i got home it was almost gone so i used coke i had earlier and poured it in the cup and now it's cold

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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 06:44 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 07:19 PM       
I was at my uncles last night and he told a story... he said it was true... oK so he said this car veered of the road and hits this guy in a wheel chair and pushes him right into the front of a building and kills the guy. So then when the police show up the ladie say's to the cop "You're only harrasing me because I'm black"
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 07:45 PM       
...and that's how little Shelly learned how to perform oral on her father.

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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 07:46 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 07:46 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 07:49 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 07:55 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 08:01 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 08:02 PM       
They were gonna make a movie based on the video game Redneck Rampage but Jim Varney died.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 08:20 PM       
Its not really addressed in the cartoon, but if you watch carefully, there's hints that Lion O was molesting Wily Kit.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 10:10 PM       
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