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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:12 PM       
Hey guys Lotida was invited to a girls sleepover in 6th grade and they told her they were going to play Twister and she was the only one that showed up naked.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:13 PM       
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Haha I guess to Lotida each additional page to this thread is like a bigger, wetter vagina.
You are most definitely a Fag! Talk about the pot calling the Kettle Black!! What do you have against wet vaginas?

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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:14 PM       
Retro: Yeah I'm aware of skimming fucktard, I just doubt you have mental capacity to do so. You know damn well it takes your fucktard ass 3 hours just to sound out the word "the".

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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:16 PM       
Yeah Max, that's exactly right. I have the mental capacity to avidly describe and define the term and in context to what you were talking about, but I certainly can't complete that task in and of itself.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:19 PM       
Retro: Hey I never said you weren't a fucktard savant!

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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:21 PM       
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:26 PM       
hey now max, I think that's one too many "fucktards." you've gone too far now.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:28 PM       
Lotida just mentioned something about not being allowed to take showers after gym class because she kept trying to touch the other vaginas.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:33 PM       
Chainsawsmash: You can NEVER go overboard with the fucktards, fucktard.

Retro: Indeed. Carry on fucktard.

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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:36 PM       
I think Mad Max deserved the Pulitzer Prize the minute he started to repeat Milhouse's posts verbatim.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:38 PM       
Hey Lotida was it true that you were caught in the feminine hygiene aisle of the grocery store licking the products?
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:40 PM       
Mister Sarcastic: I think Mad Max deserved the Pulitzer Prize the minute he started to repeat that fucktard Mister Sarcastic's posts verbatim.

Esuohlim: Hey Esuohlim was it true that you were caught in the condom aisle of the grocery store licking the products?

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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:43 PM       
Ew did you know that sometimes Lotida buys a really long crazy straw, puts one end in her vagina, and puts the other end...
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:46 PM       
Esuohlim: Ew did you know that sometimes Esuohlim buys a really long crazy straw, puts one end in his dickhole, and puts the other end...

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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:50 PM       
Lotida gets all sexually excited when she hears "Moist Pads"
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:52 PM       
Esouhlim: Esuohlim gets all sexually excited when he hears "KY"

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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:53 PM       
Hey Mad Max, are we at page 17 yet?
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:55 PM       
Lotida shaves her vagina pubic hair and then pastes it on her chest
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:57 PM       
Mr. Sarcastic: Just keep posting and it soon will be fucktard.

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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:58 PM       
One time Lotida was delivering a baby and convinced the woman that licking around her vagina will help the baby be born faster
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 11:00 PM       
Hey Mad Max wouldn't it be great if we hit page 17?
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 11:02 PM       
Lotida once delivered a baby and after it was born Lotida was jealous because the baby had been encased in a vagina.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 11:03 PM       
Esuohlim: One time Esuohlim was delivering a baby and convinced the father to stand behind him because fucking him in the ass would somehow help the baby be born faster

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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 11:06 PM       
Mr. Sarcastic: Keep posting and it will fucktard.

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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 11:55 PM       
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