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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 11:42 PM       
Rough.

Edit: Sorry chimp, apparently you didn't think that was sufficient.

Don't think about it any more. Or else... pop. She's unaware of the power she has.

One other thing, i'm not going to go out of my way to talk to her, but if the opportunity comes up at school, i'll give her my mind.
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 12:00 AM       
I am enraged by your one word response.

This thread is about finding answers!
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 12:49 AM       
i have no idea why i like chimp :<

um, anyway, even though you probably think that there's no-one else 'interested' in you, ditch her, please. you aren't going anywhere with her anyway and all roads lead to sol on this issue
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 10:46 AM       
chojin is right man, just forget about her already.

I you have any self respect at all you should stop pursuing this obviosly futile relationship.
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 01:11 PM       
If I stopped pursuing the relationship, there would be no point in this thread.

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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 01:26 PM       
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If I stopped pursuing the relationship, there would be no point in this thread.
Myabe if you stopped pursuing this relationship you could focus your attention on finding another woman to write a thread about :/

maybe you could even find a normal one, without stupid emotional issues and stuff :O
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 01:49 PM       
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST FIND ONE.

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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 03:50 PM       
LOL

but ey, this is "chimps big thread" not mine, if we're talking about me we have to make another one, which I dont intend to do
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 06:04 PM       
Chojin has a point for once! Chimp, as Bob Dylan famously sang, "You ain't goin' nowhere." In fact, you're already there.
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 06:15 PM       
Dude, the faster you get over her, the faster you can turn this into emotionally abusing her, instead of the other way round. Think ya can do it?
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 11:17 PM       
But being mean would totally ruin my chances.
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 11:27 PM       
why do you ask for advice if you're going to blow it all off with a gay quip?
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 12:13 AM       
Because it was only recently that I started getting some non-gay quip advice.

The balance of gay has shifted.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 12:23 AM       
I'm dead serious. If you can figure out how to send the signal that you aren't pleased to see her, aren't nervous, etc, you'll be much better off.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 12:25 AM       
Hmm... so you're saying I should make her feel guilty for giving me the shaft and make her beg ME to take HER back?
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 10:35 AM       
Be like Fonzi ... and what is Fonzi? ... that's right, he's cool ...BE Fonzi ... invite her to the soda shop, punch the jukebox so that it plays a romantic lil diddy and then snap your fingers in such an authoritative way that it sends her scurrying into your arms and slow dancing to the melody of an old Platters love ballad.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 12:16 PM       
I think I'll just be myself.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 12:24 PM       
Yeah, that has always worked so well up till now.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 01:16 PM       
fuck man, stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it already. its getting damned annoying.

If you really like her that much that you cant just let it go, your only option is to push the issue untill you are either accepted or get turned down in the harshest way. Its the chance you have to take, but at least the issue would be resolved.

Shes making excuses to avoid exactly this. It will never happen unless you force her to find 5 fucking minutes to talk to you.

But seriously, if shes being as much of a bitch as you make it sound like, I cant see how you actually would like her that much, and in that case you should just forget about her, and then you wont have to deal with it anymore.

I like my second option better, its easier, and I think I've heard enough to confidently say that it is the right course of action in this case.

on the other hand the harsh dumping that could result from the first option would make a better thread

It all depends though. Is your heart set on her? are you madly in love with her and cant be with anyone else...

answer that question, then decide what you are going to do.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 06:03 PM       
That's how girls are, man. You show some interest, and they get cold and run away. It's all part of the game. You need to catch her in a net and bash her skull in with a sharp and heavy rock.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 06:44 PM       
Chimp, you know how dating and fishing are sometimes compared? Well, when you go fishing, sometimes you catch nothing, sometimes you catch something tasty, and sometimes you catch a beast fit only for the deepest pits of hell. Well, what you have on your hands is a case of the latter.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 09:16 PM       
Good analogy.

Oh boy, wednesday is tomorrow. It's yet another chance to put this thing to an end. In all likelyhood, this thread will be active for at least another 6 months.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 09:21 PM       
no, if he ditches her then it can go back to 'Best way to get a girlfriend' instead of 'what best to do with girlfriend'

i like the former a lot better anyway ;>
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 09:38 PM       


Yes, tomorrow I will try to talk to her again, and if she refuses, I will be mean.
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