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Esuohlim · #1

For the last few days I've made the same delicious sandwich which I don't think has a name (SO IT'S THE "MILHOUSE SANDWICH" FROM NOW ON). The ingredients are as follows.

Two slices of fresh bread
Buffalo-Style chicken
Finely shredded mozzerela cheese
Shedded crispy lettuce
Hidden Valley Ranch dressing
Louisiana Hot Sauce

After making the sandwich, you put it in a toaster oven for about 30 seconds (or a microwave if you want to make a fag sandwich), and add the hot sauce at the end.

I've been eating this for lunch every day for about a week and it gives me mouth orgasms.

So, what's in your favorite sandwich?

Matt Harty · #2

ONLY GIRLS SIT AND MAKE SANDWICHES

Tunafish

Sometimes I take ham and cheese and layer them and roll it up and eat it

executioneer · #3

peanut butter and honey

grilled

or a hamburger asndwich :D

Demogorgon · #4

Drained tuna, miracle whip, and pickles on white bread. I could eat that for every meal and it's not too bad for you as far as sammiches go.

executioneer · #5

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nothing4buddha · #6

:O well first i start out with a sourdough roll, put some cheddar cheese, oregano, and basil on it... oven roast it for three minutes, take it out and put tomato, cucumber, lettus, and italian dressing on it. and there you go, YOU GOT MAH SAMMICH ;O

i've been working at subway for three years

executioneer · #7

cucumbers

MrAdventure · #8

go to your cupboard and get the lead (jk i mean bread) out!!!

take two slices out and dont forget to tie up the bread or seal it up and put it back in the cupboard and dont forge tto close the door!

okay now get a plate whups i guess you made the bread dirty by putting it down on the counter before getting a plate huh well start over throw those breads away now get a place

go to your cupboard andg et the lead (jk i mean bread) out!!!

take two slices out and dont foret to tie up the bread of seal it up and put it back in the cupboard and dont forget to tclose the door!

okay now put your bread on the plat we got now turn around and fin dthe firdge

open the fridge

get somethig you like out of it idk maybe a ham or a butter

okay now go get a knife at the same time be careful its sharp!

okay now cut up whatever you like whoops we forgot to get a plate okay so throw the food you like from the fridge away because we got it dirty now get another plate okay got one

okay now get a ham and a butter and a cheese from the fridge because thats what we like now get a knife and cutit all up on the plate and rub the bread on it and put it in the toaster over remembering to close the door when youve got it all in there

now pick a number and press it and viola you have a delicous and well deserved treat to share with your cat because its still kind of soggy okay

start over get a gun and then some bullets haha whups sorry thats my *other* recipe

The Fifth Man · #9

What if your toaster isn't big enough to fit a Milhouse Sandwich? Can you use a waffle iron instead?

Sethomas · #10

Yeah, ON YOUR FACE.

:spiteful

Captain Goodtimes · #11

candy

Pub Lover · #12

I eat sandwichs everyday. I don't give a damn what they are called as I just put any food I find in the kitchen in to the sandwich.

Named Sandwichs & effort to remember sandwich recipes is for stupid, non-fags.

executioneer · #13

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Originally Posted by The Fifth Man

What if your toaster isn't big enough to fit a Milhouse Sandwich? Can you use a waffle iron instead?

he said toaster oven

The Fifth Man · #14

Ohhhh, toaster OVEN. I thought he meant something else.

Alive · #15

I have 2:

Plain bologna or salami (or one slice of both) on toasted bread with miracle whip or horseraddish sauce and "dill spears" on the side.

And a "BLT" the bacon lettuce and tomato sammich, with a twist of freshly ground cayan pepper over it on beefsteak rye, with a little horseraddish sauce to top it...

Big McLargehuge · #16

White bread, sliced turkey, and mayo. Then you take the resulting sammich and smush it flat. Then eat it in circles starting on teh outside till you have a bite sized round piece. That piece is the best

Matt Harty · #17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

For the last few days I've made the same delicious sandwich which I don't think has a name (SO IT'S THE "MILHOUSE SANDWICH" FROM NOW ON). The ingredients are as follows.

Two slices of fresh bread
Buffalo-Style chicken
Finely shredded mozzerela cheese
Shedded crispy lettuce
Hidden Valley Ranch dressing
Louisiana Hot Sauce

After making the sandwich, you put it in a toaster oven for about 30 seconds (or a microwave if you want to make a fag sandwich), and add the hot sauce at the end.

I've been eating this for lunch every day for about a week and it gives me mouth orgasms.

So, what's in your favorite sandwich?

btw I did this sandwich without the hot sauce (I don't have any) and I got confused with the toasting part. You shove the entire sandwich in the toaster?

I couldn't do that so I just toasted the bread.

And it was really good, and i'm going to try some of these other ones because I have nothing better to do bu eat.

Esuohlim · #18

TOASTER OVEN GUYS. JESUS

Toasting the bread still makes a good sandwich, but I like my cheese a little melted and the ranch a little warm.

I ate another one today.

Pub Lover · #19

Downhere in the land of always winter & never Christmas, we have a thing called a Sandwich Toaster. Is this what you mean by Toaster Oven?

ItalianStereotype · #20

not in the slightest, you damned heathen :o

FartinMowler · #21

Miracle whip is really really gross...

I like Turkey sand

wiches from the day after a big bird feast....I toast two thick cut pieces of bread and toast and then lay a big fat slice of turkey on both the pieces of bread side by side and put GRavey and then put them together and its really goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood....

Matt Harty · #22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

TOASTER OVEN GUYS. JESUS

Toasting the bread still makes a good sandwich, but I like my cheese a little melted and the ranch a little warm.

I ate another one today.

WHO USES A FUCKING TOASTER OVEN?

If alot I guess I need one.

Matt Harty · #23

Quote:

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

Miracle whip is really really gross...

I like Turkey sand

wiches from the day after a big bird feast....I toast two thick cut pieces of bread and toast and then lay a big fat slice of turkey on both the pieces of bread side by side and put GRavey and then put them together and its really goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood....

Excuse me for being confused, but is that implying you ejaculate onto your sandwiches?