I renounce my straight-edgery.

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by AChimp

I bet you measure the weight you lift in quarters of pounds.

Haven't you seen my Torgo thighs?

[ScruU2wice]

I love the kids who start smoking when their 15 and say "well I'd rather die at 70 then live to be 90 and not be able to wipe my ass." I wish I was kidding when I say I've heard people say this.

[Sethomas]

I'd rather die at 28 than deal with balding at age 40. I smoke and I drink for kicks.

[The Fifth Man]

[Emu]

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

I love the kids who start smoking when their 15 and say "well I'd rather die at 70 then live to be 90 and not be able to wipe my ass." I wish I was kidding when I say I've heard people say this.

What makes them think they'd live to 90 if they didn't smoke?

[kellychaos]

You bastard!

[mburbank]

Hey! Hey! OAO! I have a great healthy idea for you! Lay of the Clove Homorettes and start doing Baby Bottle Pop!

You know,

Baby Bottle Pop,
BABY BOTTLE POP!!

That would be SO cool! And I bet you dollars to fuckin' donuts, everyone in your fencing club would be doing Baby Bottle Pop in a friggin' week!

You could turn Heather and Jennfer on to Baby Bottle Pop, you could be having a Baby Bottle Pop threeway by the time I finish typing this!

GO!! GO!!
Cloves NON!
VIVA LA BABY BOTTLE POP FOR SELF OBSESSED PSUEDO INTELLECTUAL FENCING FUCKS AND THEIR FRIENDS!!!

[kellychaos]

I'm beginning to sense a bit of animosity against the clove-smoking, pseudo-intellectual fencing cliques that used to roam the high school hallwalls and take what they needed when they needed it like the nomadic, Hunnic warriors of old. Were you a victim to these deviants? Did they lay waste to your youth as they did mine?

[DeadKennedys]

Originally Posted by Dole

You big bloody nonce - if you are going to smoke, SMOKE. What you describe is what 13 year old girls do trying to look hard by smoking, when they know if they actually inhale they will have an all consuming coughing fit.

I can't believe someone would 'break their edge' (not that you were ever edge in the true sense) by something as ludicrously gay as pretend smoking.

Beautifully put. I couldn't say it better.

You can't renounce your pussy pseudo-identity because you merely draw quasi-cigarette-smoke into your mouth.

And by the way, I learned in world civilizations once that clove cigarettes are a part of Sumatran culture. But you're not Sumatran, you provincial putz.

By the things you say such as "I've inhaled a real cigarette without coughing" (WOW! ) there is no possible way you are not a forum character. Or at least a pathetic character yourself.

[adept_ninja]

I dont see what the big fuss is I like OAO

[kellychaos]

Why? When he finally meets himself, he won't like himself.

[ziggytrix]

when I was a rebellious youth GOTHS smoked cloves.

now it's EMOS? :wtf

[Emu]

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

Kreteks are Indonesian cigarettes made with a complex blend of tobacco, cloves and a flavoring 'sauce.' They are often called clove cigarettes. It is believed that the name kretek comes from the crackling sound the cloves make when they are burned.

Kreteks were originally created by Haji Jamahri in the early 1880's for medicinal purposes as a way to deliver the eugenol in the cloves to the lungs, as it was thought to help asthma. It cured his chest pains and he started to market his invention to the village, but he died before he could mass market it. M. Nitisemito took his place and began to commercialize the new cigarettes. Today kretek manufacturers employ over 180,000 people in Indonesia and account for 95% of the world's clove market. In the United States, clove cigarettes are popular with social smokers, artists and the goth and punk subcultures. Djarum Blacks, a black paper kretek, are often linked with the goth image, leading to a saying, "I'm so goth even my cigarettes are black."

[Rongi]

sorry if this is a stupid question, but are they really good for asthma?

[Geggy]

This thread is the reason why I rarely ever make fun of OAO...because he is doing all the work himself.

[kellychaos]

It's almost too easy.

It kind of takes the fun out of it.

[Emu]

I think we all make fun of OAO because we all were OAO, once. We were all pretentious fags at one point in our lives, and that's what makes it fun.

Then again, I was a pretentious fag, but I wasn't THAT big a fag, so I feel good about it either way.

[CaptainBubba]

I smoked 8 bowls of Captain Spice, Rum Runner, and Black Forest tabacco two days ago and took it like a champ even though I don't smoke, hate smokers, and technically have asthma.

When people offer me clove ciggarettes I punch them in the heart and call them a ridiculous faggot. I am not kidding. The only guy I know who seriously smoked clove ciggarettes and didnt just view them as novelty was a 19 year old Itialian guy with a weight problem and a gland disorder who lived with his parents and dedicated his life to "local emo music" concerts.

Where I live and grew up "straight edge" means "I am so socially inept and receeded into my egomaniacal introvertedness that I will blatantly parade my personal and BORING life choices to everyone who will listen". Also it means they are probably a ridiculous faggot.

[Emu]

I'm "straight-edge," I guess, but I don't flout it like this retard. I know my life is boring.

[Copywritten]

straight edge only counts after you've gotten drunk and stoned 1 time or more.

Its all in this handy little Pamphlet:
http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-12256.html

[Spectre X]

The only reason why I'm technically straight-edge is because I can't get laid.

No promiscuous sex for me, I guess.

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Copywritten

straight edge only counts after you've gotten drunk and stoned 1 time or more.

Its all in this handy little Pamphlet:
http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-12256.html

No it isn't.

And besides, I'm not at all against recreational sex, so sXe was just not for me.

I might give up cigarettes.

[Britta]

I may be new here...but it's easy to see that there's just to much stupid in the world.
I'm tired of stupid.
...

[Copywritten]

Hi britta, lets start a club and put x's on our hands!!

[kellychaos]

Is it a morality based on pretense, experience or fear?