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Oska_Go_Wilde Oska_Go_Wilde is offline
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 05:29 PM       
It depends... Will I get small change out of it?
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 05:30 PM       
wait, you mean you'll let a stranger buttfuck you for pocket change? You'd be popular at truckstops...
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 05:32 PM       
you don't have to take over the family business you know.

there are plenty of jobs out there for people who are special. there was an old crack head i used to work with that got bumped from his job cleaning tables at the mall food court by a retarded kid. if you reached for the stars, you could possibly be a good enough retard to land a job.
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 05:33 PM       
I sure am. Especially in Wyoming. There's like, nobody in Wyoming, so truck drivers get all hot and bothered when they see me standing there, waving my feather-boa about and going, "Looking for a good time, handsome?" Even though they're not exactly HANDSOME, but still. A guy's gotta' get his vending machine dinner from somewhere.
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 05:39 PM       
wow...you're not even pathetic enough to be funny....
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 05:51 PM       
SAM TELLS ME YOU LIKE RAPE, MILHOUSE. WE'LL HAVE TO SEE JUST HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT LATER ON
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 05:53 PM       
I'm not trying. I'm just sort of letting whatever falls out of me fall out.
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 05:57 PM       
This is your masterpiece eh?

You should get another username and start over.
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 06:04 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 06:22 PM       
Manfred Sodom.
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 06:24 PM       
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Yes - Leave it
I just thought of the mummies from Majora's Mask.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 06:25 PM       
I love these posts! They're cute!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 06:52 PM       
I just thought of the philly cheesesteak place down the street.
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 06:54 PM       
I just thought of a little philly I'd like to take to my place
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 07:28 PM       
Chojin, please lock this thread and move it to thread backups....
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 07:32 PM       
this is not a thread backup. at all. :<
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 07:39 PM       
Chatroom thread addition?
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 07:41 PM       
a capital idea, old chum
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 07:44 PM       
I am filled with mirth and glee when I get this to happen.

I am punching the air in happiness.

I am really pathetic.

But still happy.
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 07:45 PM       
You are a thread horder, Pub.
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 07:47 PM       
pub is our honorary chatroom moderator
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 07:49 PM       
Indeed.

I particularly like the new meanings the fragmented posts take on.

Just who is Fathom telling to 'Leave It'? What does Esuohlim mean with his wink?
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 07:50 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 07:50 PM       
i'm lol'ing :<
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 07:55 PM       
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Speaking of Bronson though, one of my roommates and I have been watching the deathwish series every night on AMC. Last night was part 3 and thus far, the best.
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