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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 06:38 PM       
"Wanna go breakin' on the slick mat?"
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 02:51 AM       
|-|07|)00|)(ME):Hey SexyChick2004 wanna cyber?
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 05:03 AM       
you'll do i guess
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 09:10 AM       
"Baby, I haven't washed my penis in awhile will you wash it for me?"
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 09:15 AM       
One of two people will be sucking my dick tonight!
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 09:31 AM       
"Do you want me to buy you a drink so I can put drugs in it, then take you back to my place?"
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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 12:56 AM       
I don't think you're in a position to be picky, fatty!
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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 04:50 PM       
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I don't think you're in a position to be picky, fatty!
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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 09:09 PM       
"BLOWJOB NOW"
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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 09:18 PM       
Are those space pants you're wearing cause your butt is out of this world!
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 06:40 PM       
"Hey bitch, let's go to my house, we fuck, then you disappear, aight?"
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 07:12 PM       
You silly muffin, that won't work...unless you're easy like me.
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 12:50 AM       
"WANT ME TO STICK MY BONER IN THE UGLY STAB WOUND BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, OR IS IT STARTING TO BLEED AGAIN?"
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 06:25 AM       
How bout you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 10:45 PM       
COME ON! your SISTER didn't put up such a fight!
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 11:14 PM       
"Hey! I'm a faggot unfit for even the most gruseome death. Wanna go back to my place and cry on my cold hard floor naked and bleeding?"
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 01:00 AM       
"hey baby were like computers. Why don't i plug into you and lets interface."

"I don't have a library card but do you mind if i check you out."

Weird Al had a song Dedicated to pick up lines called I wanna B your Lover.
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 09:17 AM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 06:03 PM       
I would just like to say that I hate nature girls.. i.e girls who go around saying 'guys, where's the tent'
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 07:53 PM       
Here is the best pickup line ever. It is both flattering and topical.

"You are the sexiest link. HELLO!"
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Old Sep 1st, 2003, 01:12 AM       
"I like your shirt. But it would look even better on my bedroom floor!"
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Old Sep 1st, 2003, 01:45 AM       
Do you lean on the girls locker when you say that, NERD
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Old Sep 1st, 2003, 01:46 AM       
He forgot to add the part about stuttering and looking at his feet and blushing while saying the line. That's what makes it good.
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Old Sep 1st, 2003, 06:48 AM       
On St. Patrick's day at the pick line:
-"Do ya' have any Irish in ya'?... Would you like some?"
this is good till about from about 9am-1pm
-"Would you like some Irish in ya' ?"(works best yelled out of a moving car, they can't smack you..."
Begins to come out of your mouth around 1pm-5pm
-"I'm Irish, I wanna stick it in Ya!'"
from about 5pm-9pm
-"I'm Irish, I'm Drunk, Let's fuck!"
9pm-midnight
-"IGOTANIRISHCOCKIWANNAHAVESEXWITHYOOOU!" *throwing up next to everone else throwing up the Guiness, bushmills, & cheap green beer*
12am-passing out in park, street, or friends front yard.
Only once has the "got any Irish in ya" ever worked, but it was to a slutty friend of mine, and she was going to sleep w/ me or a friend of mine that night anyway, I just helped her make her choice...
I threw up green beer in her hair when she was going down on me... Man, I miss being 19...
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Old Sep 1st, 2003, 12:17 PM       
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Do you lean on the girls locker when you say that, NERD
Yes.
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