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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 02:15 PM        If you had to pick a God which one would it not be?
Yes it's the question we all ask ourselves every day.

If you had to pick a God which one would it not be?

I would not pick the egyptican god that weighs how many bad things and how many good things you've done in your life, at the end of the journey, because his face is a dog. Come on how much respect can you have for a dog? Dogs are animals that sniff asses and they follow orders even if their boss is a carnival person!
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 02:18 PM       
It would be "God" because he thinks he is cool because he calls himself, a god, God.

It would be like me calling myself Human. Christians are so creative.
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 02:51 PM       
that made no sense at all...
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 05:01 PM       
forget who it would NOT be i'm here to tell you who it WOULD be and it WOULD be Cthulhu I mean c'mon he is the almighty




or maybe Thor hey guys wouldnt it be cool if Cthulhu and Thor battled in the steel cage would Thor hammer his tentacles or get his beard pulled on?
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 06:26 PM       
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It would be "God" because he thinks he is cool because he calls himself, a god, God.

It would be like me calling myself Human. Christians are so creative.
He calls himself Yahweh, which means "I am who am."

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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 07:01 PM       
"I am sent by he who calls himself 'I AM'"

moses said that i think. according to Dogma.

i really dont know anymore
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 09:43 PM       
whichever one sends you to Hell because you didnt think of him/her/it several times a day.
the insecurities....
it's like that 3rd grade bitch maria puntillo who wouldn't let you in her bithday party if you didnt say that she was your best friend.
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 10:40 PM       
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He calls himself Yahweh, which means "I am who am."
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 01:20 AM       
"And that's all that I yam!"
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 02:45 AM       
Wow! I didn't get Dr. Boogie's joke until Deadkennedy and anonymouse stepped in!
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 04:30 AM       
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 02:36 PM       
Al of the Gods stink except the great Zeus. Now there's a deity that knows how to get things done.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 04:45 PM       
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whichever one sends you to Hell because you didnt think of him/her/it several times a day.
the insecurities....
it's like that 3rd grade bitch maria puntillo who wouldn't let you in her bithday party if you didnt say that she was your best friend.
My God would be way more indifferent than that 'cause he's way cool and the chicks dig him because of his aloofness, his sunglasses and his well-defined muscles.
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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 01:14 AM       
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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 01:17 AM       
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He calls himself Yahweh, which means "I am who am."
I second that.
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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 02:22 AM       
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Al of the Gods stink except the great Zeus. Now there's a deity that knows how to get things done.
He despised mortals. And saw them as his personal play things.

Now the Titans, they where on the human side of things, and fought the Olympic Gods on the behalf of the humans.
And Herculeas was a bastard son of Zeus, and Hera kept trying to kill him, yada yada yada.

Disney always fucks things up.
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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 06:55 AM       
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Al of the Gods stink except the great Zeus. Now there's a deity that knows how to get things done.
He despised mortals. And saw them as his personal play things.

Now the Titans, they where on the human side of things, and fought the Olympic Gods on the behalf of the humans.
And Herculeas was a bastard son of Zeus, and Hera kept trying to kill him, yada yada yada.

Disney always fucks things up.
I'm well aware of Zeus' misdeeds. I admire him for his promiscuous ways with busty mortal women.
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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 11:07 AM       
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I'm well aware of Zeus' misdeeds. I admire him for his promiscuous ways with busty mortal women.
Sorry dude, mostly young boys.
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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 11:11 AM       
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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 12:40 PM       
WhiteRat, I think you're thinking of Anthony Quinn.
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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 04:31 PM       
Well that settles it, i'm now a member of the church of scientology.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2004, 04:02 PM       
all hail Cthulhu, I suppose...

No, wait. I'd choose Pikachu.
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