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Old Jul 20th, 2003, 10:52 PM        Pick Up Lines
WHAT R SOME GOOD PICK UP LINES ?
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Old Jul 20th, 2003, 11:03 PM       
http://linesthataregood.com/pointy.html
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Old Jul 20th, 2003, 11:57 PM       
I personally prefer "look, one of two things WILL be in you tonight: this knife, or my dick."
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 12:20 AM       
"Dah, wanna see my dink?"
This one had me lol. Mainly because thats what all lines sound like to me.
If any man actually tried those lines on me, he would be met with my drink poured down his shirt, minimum.
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 01:01 AM       
then I stab her anyway.
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 01:40 AM       
How would you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 02:13 AM       
WOULD YOU LIEK TO DO SEX???
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 06:20 AM       
WOULD WRECK LIEK TO BECOME WRECKAGE???
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 10:10 AM       
Guy: You're not wearing any underwear
Girl: Excause me?
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 11:56 AM       
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Originally Posted by The_voice_of_reason
How would you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
I pulled a similiar line like that on a girl...it went something like this...

Me: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow?
She: I might go to this bar in Boston.
Me: No, I meant what are you doing in the morning, would you like to go to Denny's or IHOP?
She: Are you saying you want to meet for breakfast tomorrow?
Me: No, I'm saying we could go to breakfast together tomorrow.
She: So you want to meet somewhere before we go for breakfast tomorrow?
Me: Well, we did already meet up, didn't we?
She: Huh?

Stupid bitch.
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 12:19 PM       
"HI I SHOULD USE MY BEST PICKUP LINE ON YOU BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO HAVE TEK SECKS WITH ME BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I FORGOT IT "

Be sure to shout it very loud and then do a mime frowny face afterwards. Maybe do a little sad mime dance. Then stare, I mean STARE for a few seconds and I guarantee you're not going home alone.
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 12:58 PM       
I can tell by the fishy odor that you're not very hygenic....

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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 01:29 PM       
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I can tell by the fishy odor that you're not very hygenic....
Now how does this imply that you want to have sex?
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 02:00 PM       
"My love for you is like diarrhea... I just can't control it."
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 02:27 PM       
"There are 206 bones in the human body. Would you like another one?"
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 02:38 PM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 02:58 AM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 04:02 AM       
MY FAVORITE PICKUP LINE IS THE FORD F-SERIES

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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 12:30 PM       
uh...these lines are supposed to get you sex? Is there one line that would get you into bed?
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 07:59 AM       
"Err, hello. I'm not very good at this pick-up stuff. So why don't I just fondle your breasts?"
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 09:12 AM       
HYE BABEE WNNAN TOUCH ME DICK :crime
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 09:39 AM       
"Hey girl you wanna swing by my place, Fuck and eat pizza? Wha? You Don't like Pizza??!"
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 12:16 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 12:19 PM       
"Hello. You are my friend's sister, are you not?"
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 01:50 PM       
HI IM NTO ACHIMP SO IVE GTO THAT GOING FOR ME AT LEAST
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