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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 05:28 PM       



I saw a woman today who had on brown corduroy pants and a green turtleneck with construction-paper apples stapled all over it. I think she was an apple tree.

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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 05:38 PM       
I saw this today in real life.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 05:43 PM       
which one?
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 05:53 PM       
oh I'm just talking in general I saw those type of people.

I'll take some pictures today for everyone. You will not believe the people in Ohio and their "Wal-mart" apparel.

edit: I have seen this woman before though
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 06:48 PM       
I, for one, totally believe the Ohio-Walmart thing.

Edit: also, is this who she's being?

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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 07:34 PM       
what is it that she's returning? a hair brush?
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 09:49 PM       
I'm still pissed off about "Paranormal Activity" being a total fucking waste of my time (see "last movie you saw" thread)
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 10:24 PM       
paranormal activity was a piece of shit. I can't begin to describe how disappointing it was.

On a different note, I just did my make up for this halloween party and I'm going as Monkey from The Adicts.
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 10:24 PM       
It looks like her hair is made of paper mache.

PS: I had to guess type the last half of that sentence because it is covered by one of the new ads that seem to appear right where I am trying to look, rather than the top of the page. YOU HAVE (1) FREE RINGTONE! CLICK HERE.
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 01:20 AM       
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 01:32 AM       
I made a last-minute costume for school today by putting some welding goggles on, putting my hood up, and holding a pair of bolt cutters. Then I'd sneak up on people, and just stand behind them, brandishing the cutters. Got me a few good scares.
Later, I put the cutters in my hammer strap, started carrying a wrench, and made a fair Wastelander.
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 01:38 AM       
i don't know what happened to me, but my main interests these days are: reclining in comfy chairs, eating expensive cheese, listening to easy music like Zero 7 or Leonard Cohen, smoking, and drinking wine.

I think it happened around the same time that I realized that I used to play games to unwind, but playing games isn't relaxing at all to me.
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 01:39 AM       
i hope to use this as a gateway into reading books and smoking from a pipe, wish me luck
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 01:45 AM       
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 01:55 AM       
God, now I can't like Leonard Cohen anymore.
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 01:58 PM       
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On a different note, I just did my make up for this halloween party and I'm going as Monkey from The Adicts.
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 07:56 PM       
Get a churchwarden!

Also, it's because games haven't been good since 2006. It hurt me too, bro.
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 10:59 PM       
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is that like a chadwarden?
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 11:12 PM       
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You will let us know if you start wearing bow ties, won't you Eric?
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 11:27 PM       
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You will let us know if you start wearing bow ties, won't you Eric?
I think seth was going off in a 1920's fetish creepshow direction, while I'm just becoming a modern gentleman.

I've considered joining a gym even though I have everything I need here, just so I can sit in the steam room and loudly talk about the wall street journal with my peers.

I'm also kinda into BMWs.
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Old Nov 1st, 2009, 10:33 PM       
It's a gandalf pipe. It's good for reading because the bowl doesn't get in the way of your book.

I bet you'd enjoy being surrounded by sweaty, naked men, you putz
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Old Nov 1st, 2009, 11:21 PM       
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It's a gandalf pipe. It's good for reading because the bowl doesn't get in the way of your book.

I bet you'd enjoy being surrounded by sweaty, naked men, you putz
sweaty, naked, STRONG men.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 03:13 AM       
By the way, where the hell has Pac Man been? He hasn't posted in about 5 months or more.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 07:27 AM       
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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:01 AM       
that black guy
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