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executioneer · #26

pamphlets are for dampwets

i couldnt think of something to rhyme with pamphlet can you

-willie

executioneer · #27

ps that's why you cut the eyes off, duh

-willie

Rongi · #28

Touchè

executioneer · #29

i think it's allright for people to eat animals that they've looked in the eye before :/

edit: opps i forgot that means i should stop eating pork

-willie

ProfessorCool · #30

are you converting to judiasm, willie?

Rongi · #31

Pork is one of the things I kinda miss :/

I don't miss turkey though

I didn't do it for the animals though. I did it because I heard that if you stop eating meat your chances of getting cancer drops 90%

Rongi · #32

Willie it's ok to eat pork as long as it's through a hole in the sheat :reference

executioneer · #33

loll @ reference

i forgot about turkeys i'd have to give them up too fi i wasn't a hypocrite

ps you only get cancer if you eat crabs, duh :astrology

-willie

Rongi · #34

executioneer · #35

Quote:

are you converting to judiasm, willie?

no way, judaism gives me the heebie jeebies

-willie

ProfessorCool · #36

Perfecto Suspecto Got Crabs from an Aries

executioneer · #37

-willie

MEATMAN · #38

NO!! We lost another carnivore!! I'm too late!! *sob*

It appears that I must resort to the most extreme measures to try and save the poor bastard before he eats so many of those evil plants we have to turn him towards the light and water him periodically!

I must resort to mental reconditioning!

Rongi...first, remember, you WILL eat the meat eventually because not eating meat is a decision. But eating meat is an instinct.

And there is a fact that all you sprout-eating assholes have to face every goddamn day: Eggplant tastes like eggplant. But meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty GODDAMN GOOD!

Rongi...getting the urge to eat 3 pounds of ham yet? Don't worry, you will eventually. Because we must never forget:

Also:

And, what may be the MOST IMPORTANT thing to know:

Command Prompt · #39

According to my biology teacher you need to eat CORN and BEANS everyday

I want to go vegetarian but I can't imagine eating that everyday

Rongi · #40

Good god you're a fag, meatman

But why corn and beans? For protein? There's protein in brocoli, I think :/

Command Prompt · #41

the word around the campfire is, corn and legumes like beans contain all of the 21 amino acids essential to the body (we cannot produce them on our own)

Command Prompt · #42

are you all hardcore and don't eat dairy products too?

EDIT: I just switched from 2% milk to skim and I seem to be getting FATTER

Rongi · #43

Of course not, hell I still eat eggs and fish so techniqually I'm not even really a vegeterian :/

Vegans scare the hell out of me

ProfessorCool · #44

meatman, you fag, you scared off willie

Command Prompt · #45

I don't eat red meat. I eat lots of chicken and pork.

I still wouldn't turn down a tenderloin or a sir loin though

but that is on a rare occasion (eg: my birthday )

Rongi · #46

Red meat I'm gonna miss, but that's like the worst kind of meat, so I'm glad I'm off of that crap.

I had to take all the meat out of my fridge and give it to my russian neighbor. I had a lot of meat in there, too