The Poor Man's LSD

[CaptainBubba]

I just ingested 700 mg of DXM.

Nothing has happened yet.

I await patiently.

[kahljorn]

poor man's lsd? I always thought dxm was more fun than acid.

[ziggytrix]

HAHAHAHAHAH! SUCKS TO BE YOU!

Unless you've tried it before and you like it. But about 75% of the folks I know who've tried it, didn't like it.

But you're a big guy right? So that dosage probably isn't quite enough to convince you that you're actually a clone being vat-grown for use as a rich man's spare organs.

Take another 300+ mg and tell me all about your schitzophrenic break when you come down!

[Jixby Phillips]

jeanette x is this safe ???

[Daphne]

Poor man? Acid costs $5 in most places I know, how cheap is that shit?

[CaptainBubba]

Ok ok. "Loser's acid". Because its legal and therefore not cool. I paid $8.00 for this current ingestion.

I feel very drunk right now. Music is awesome. I can hear each instrument individually.

[ziggytrix]

It's mass produced for cough syrup, so you can get like 2 grams for under five bucks, and to fuck your head up as much with acid, you'd need like 3 or 4 hits.

It's totally legal to buy large quantities for "research purposes" too.

http://www.gdcada.org/statistics/dxm.htm

or

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/dxm/dxm.shtml

The second link is fairly unbiased, where the first one is an anti-drug site.

[ziggytrix]

EIGHT BUCKS?! Did you get it in cough syrup form?

[CaptainBubba]

Yea I read everything in the second site for my pre-use research.

My friend told me he met a guy named frank in a 50s diner while tripping and they talked about which muppets were gay for like 2 hours.

I want to meet frank so bad.


My head is EXTREMELY ITCHY. OMFG IT ITCHES. : (

[CaptainBubba]

I live in a college town and they charge an assload for stuff here.

[Terra]

I'll bet he did.

Everybody tries that on campus. It's a weenie high.

[Jixby Phillips]

My friend told me he met a guy named frank in a 50s diner while tripping and they talked about which muppets were gay for like 2 hours.

did he also talk about the scooby doo gang being stoners?

[the_dudefather]

just what i was thinking. and velma was such a lesbian or something.

remember, drugs aint cool, you gotta keep a clear head for xtreme fun!

[CaptainBubba]

I dont know how to respond. I'm not sure if you are trying to be funny to me or not.

My hread stopped itching because i scratched it and rubbed it really hard for about 3 minutes. now its numb.

To clarify my friend met frank in his hallucination. frank also thought david bowie and Bono sucked and they talked about that. I really hate bono so frank sounds like a cool guy.

still drunk, but a little dizzy and when i close my eyes i see faces.

[CaptainBubba]

Originally Posted by Terra

I'll bet he did.

Everybody tries that on campus. It's a weenie high.

Terra you moron. I mean stores do. I didnt buy this from an indivudual. its just potent cough syrup from a store. the stores sell at like a 200% markup hewre because we're all using mommy and daddies money. except for me. : ( I'm a workin man. : (

[Drev]

You know drugs aren't the answer, Bubba.

[Terra]

Judging by your tagline and past posts in Loveline, your going to be a father???

[the_dudefather]

keep typing and we will measure your madness by number of typos

[thebiggameover]

sit upside down on the bed or couch. it will be cool...


j/k i never done dxm or dmx or whatever. but sitting upside down on acid is fun...

[CaptainBubba]

Yes and the drugs I just ingested are going to kill it.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

Terra you moron. I mean stores do. I didnt buy this from an indivudual. its just potent cough syrup from a store. the stores sell at like a 200% markup hewre because we're all using mommy and daddies money. except for me. : ( I'm a workin man. : (

I never said they BOUGHT it on campus, nimrod.

[ziggytrix]

Dissociatives are different from hallucinogens in that the things you experience aren't really based on anything actually happening around you.

I keep wondering when typing is going to get too tough or you're just going to zone out, staring at the monitor, imagining you're still typing or something equally ludicrous.

DON'T PUKE!

[CaptainBubba]

even when i am high on drugs you still strike me as udmb as shit.

[Terra]

All of that itching on your scalp was really trillions of teeny little worms and now that your scalp is numb, that means that they are burrowing deep through you skull to your brain. Within a few minutes they will hit the soft gray matter of something that is supposed to a brain but all those teeny little worms are going to be so disappointed because your brain is already gone.

It resides in your feet now and all of those teeny little worms are going to have to burrow all the way through your body just to get at your feet.

Do you feel your face going numb now? It's those worms.

Ziggy is correct. DON'T PUKE!

[the_dudefather]

Originally Posted by Terra

Within a few minutes they will hit the soft gray matter of something that is supposed to a brain but all those teeny little worms are going to be so disappointed because your brain is already gone.

so what is the gray matter if the brain is gone? paper mache perhaps?